I love to sleep, and I cannot lie.
Who doesn't want or need more sleep?
I designed this, it reminds me of my niece as she loves to sleep, especially when there are chores to be done. :)
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college humor, college student, funny, lazy, napping
Our Rights Should Never Depend On The Behavior Of The Lawless, Our Freedom comes from our creator and should never be conditioned on the behavior of the lawless God Bless America, Our Freedoms and Our Family. God, Family, Country. Our constitution and our bill of rights keep us free and it should always definitely be that way.
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4th of july, bill of rights, constitution, equal rights, equality
Misinformation and disinformation fact checkers only enforce a certain narrative and many times are the ones spreading misinformation, disinformation and propaganda. Group thinking isn't healthy in maintaining a free and fair society.
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common sense, critical thinking, disinformation, facts matter, fake news
Pick up a history book and read over and over until you get the point that censorship leads to nothing good, never has, never will. Censorship benefits socialism/communism, as a people we must resist censorship in all forms, everything else leads to misery. Freedom of speech is paramount to a free country, its people and society.
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4th of july, american, communism, constitution, first amendment
Cat always by your side, can’t seem to shake the cat, bathroom breaks alone a thing of the past, Your bed not your own anymore while your kitty stretches and lounges out with you almost on the floor most nights, house torn up when you leave.
Have a vocally disappointed kitten when you leave home for a few minutes, significant others jealous, you'd rather hang with your cat than go out with friends, indoor webcam setup for when working, you're an emotionally supportive human, congratulations.
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animal, best cat, cat, cat lover gift, emotional
Dog always by your side, can’t seem to shake the pup, bathroom breaks alone a thing of the past, Your bed not your own anymore while your pup stretches and lounges out with you almost on the floor most nights, house torn up when you leave.
Have a vocally disappointed puppy when you leave home for a few minutes, significant others jealous, you'd rather hang with your pup than go out with friends, indoor webcam setup for when working, you're an emotionally supportive human, congratulations.
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animal, best dogs, dog, dog lover, dog lover gift
Conspiracy theorists are human bullshit buttons, they dig deep, research and think for themselves. Call out fake news, political lies, lying friends and family. You can feel when someone is not telling the truth and you leave no stone unturned.
People seriously gag you with their lies, spectrum and untruths, you will tell anyone anywhere where to stick their bs even if they are not in your inner network, Your logic meter goes off and that's it.
Toxic Masculinity Because When Crap Hits The Fan No One Looks for a feminine male. Proud toxic man or know someone that is? Strong dominant male energy is a must in the world, no soy boy beta males, someone needs to save the world. Distressed look design.Great gift for veterans, firefighters, law enforcement officers, Commercial Fisherman, Plumbers, Electricians, Husbands, Friends of feminists. Toxically Masculine males that dislike whining, complaining, weak men and skinny jeans. Women like alpha energy.
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alpha male, anti feminism, anti feminist, conservative, energy
Florida, the ocean, Sandy beaches, the boating, the fishing, the food, the people, the hospitality, could be Miami, Florida Keys, Tallahassee, Jacksonville, West Palm, Tampa, Orlando somewhere in Florida that you love, live and or can not wait to visit. This design makes a great gift for men, women, boys and girls, and kids of all ages.
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beach, florida girl, florida home, florida keys, jacksonville
Allergies to cloud computing for school work, you would rather do that in person at school in the classroom teaching and learning with resources, interacting with students and peers. Design is perfect for students and teachers, friends, family, girls, boys
Schooling and learning is more fun in person where one is able to be interactive, education where you can raise your hand, ask and answer questions.
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back to school, class room, education, educator, learning
Great gift for a constitutionalist, or anyone that believes political correctness is destroying our country, friends, family, coworkers. Proud to be politically incorrect. No snowflakes or overly sensitives. Facts don't care about your feelings. Triggered.
Political correctness got you down? The constitution is the most important document of our life. Our rights are worth fighting for and keeping. Its ok to be politically incorrect, be yourself and true to you. Stand for your rights. Engage at your own risk. Distressed look design.
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america, american, constitution, fake news, first amendment
Great gift for a constitutionalist, or anyone that believes political correctness is destroying our country, friends, family, coworkers. Proud to be politically incorrect. No snowflakes or overly sensitives. Facts don't care about your feelings. Triggered.
Political correctness got you down? The constitution is the most important document of our life. Our rights are worth fighting for and keeping. Its ok to be politically incorrect, be yourself and true to you. Stand for your rights. Engage at your own risk. Distressed look design.
Great gift for a constitutionalist, or anyone that believes political correctness is destroying our country, friends, family, coworkers. Proud to be politically incorrect. No snowflakes or overly sensitives. Facts don't care about your feelings. Triggered.
Political correctness got you down? The constitution is the most important document of our life. Our rights are worth fighting for and keeping. Its ok to be politically incorrect, be yourself and true to you. Stand for your rights. Engage at your own risk. Distressed look design.
Great gift for a constitutionalist, or anyone that believes political correctness is destroying our country, friends, family, coworkers. Proud to be politically incorrect. No snowflakes or overly sensitives. Facts don't care about your feelings. Triggered.
Political correctness got you down? The constitution is the most important document of our life. Our rights are worth fighting for and keeping. Its ok to be politically incorrect, be yourself and true to you. Stand for your rights. Engage at your own risk. Distressed look design.
Great gift for a constitutionalist, or anyone that believes political correctness is destroying our country, friends, family, coworkers. Proud to be politically incorrect. No snowflakes or overly sensitives. Facts don't care about your feelings. Triggered.
Political correctness got you down? The constitution is the most important document of our life. Our rights are worth fighting for and keeping. Its ok to be politically incorrect, be yourself and true to you. Stand for your rights. Engage at your own risk. Distressed look design.
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america, american, constitution, fake news, first amendment
Defund congress democrats politicians media fake news cancel culture, defunding police is not smart or realistic, Back the blue. Whats going on in our country has shown us where evil truly lives. My subscription to your issues is canceled. Political protest. This Defund Cancel Culture Politically Incorrect Funny apparel is designed by Defund Cancel Culture Media Politicians Fake News. Distressed look design.
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cancel culture is cancelled, canceled, fake news, freedom of speech, political
Political protest. Back the blue, Defund congress democrats politicians media fake news cancel culture, defunding police is not smart or realistic. Whats going on in our country has shown us where evil truly lives. My subscription to your issues is canceled. This Defund Political Correctness Politically Incorrect apparel is designed by Defund Cancel Culture Media Politicians Fake News. Distressed look design.
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back the blue, cancel culture, defund, fake news, political
Does anyone just report facts anymore? We are intelligent enough to come up with our opinions and conclusions from just the news, Im not a child that needs to be spoon-fed a point of view and neither are you. They are the enemy of the people, Tired of fake news and our media telling half-truths or no truths at all, our media twisting and turning news to fit their agenda, arent we all. All we want is the news, we do not want opinions and we don't need news people telling us what to think
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enemy of the people, fake, fake news story, hoax, media
Tired of fake news and our media telling half-truths or no truths at all, our media twisting and turning news to fit their agenda, arent we all. All we want is the news, we do not want opinions and we don't need news people telling us what to think, Does anyone just report facts anymore? We are intelligent enough to come up with our opinions and conclusions from just the news, Im not a child that needs to be spoon-fed a point of view and neither are you.
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breaking news, enemy of the people, fake news story, fakenews, hoax
Paranoid or know someone who is then this design is an attention grabber and statement design, do you delete your browsing history, phone calls, emails and text messages, Great design for private detectives, watchdogs, cybersecurity engineers, programmers, white hat black hat grey hat hackers, network security techs, police officers, CEO, CFO, Accounting dept, personnel dept, IT Depts, law enforcement friends and family.
Distressed look design Cowboy man riding a bull. We all know that crazy funny sarcastic hilarious friend that will do anything for a good time even if its not the logical safest thing to do. Alpha male, good time, bad ideas
Just Because Its A Bad Idea Doesnt mean It Wont Be A Good Time, remember that moment in your early twenties or college. Bull riding, Mid Life Crisis, Life is just a rodeo, Bucking bull, Bareback and saddle bronc riders, Bull rider, Bucking good time.
Praying Mantis is a master of disguise and for the male its life is sometimes cut short so it wastes no time and has fun, it can turn its head a full 180 degrees, most live in the tropics, they sometimes eat their mates, they have two eyes and one ear.
The male Praying Mantis sometimes gets his head bitten off by a female Praying Mantis before or during mating. Some consider it a bug, insect or pet.
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bug, fun, good time, good times, grasshopper
This is a funny design that gets to the heart of calling a professional handyman, family handyman or building contractor, Perfect gift for a Mr. or Ms. Fixit who has to fix everyone elses screwups.
Makes a perfect gift for the home renovation types, the ones having to go back over what someone else tried to fix already. This handy person always travels with tool bag and tool belt in tow, ready to fix anything you can throw at them
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carpenter, carpenter with saying, contractor, dad, electrician