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Get out. No this is not a joke. It was offensive and lame, so double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here.

Are you ready for some meatball? Look for your stapler!

I am going to be Cupid. And I'm going to shoot my sparrow at unsuspecting victims and they are going to get hit and say, "I'm in love. I was hit by Cupid's sparrow." Funny little bird, but he gets the job done.

Yeah it’s, uh, a caprese salad. There’s a little bit of, uh, mozerella right there.

Dammit, Toby!

Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.

You are a waste of life and you should give up.

Use the surge of fear and adrenaline to sharpen your decision-making!

Uh, leprosy? Flesh eating bacteria. Hot-dog fingers. Government-created killer nanorobot infection.

Shouldn't knives be the real chop sticks?

Everyone deserves a second second chance. I don't care if Ryan murdered his entire family, he is like a son to me.

Pissing contests can be beautiful as well! Drink up and piss!

The Schrute Buck is the basic unit of the currency used for motivation at Dunder Mifflin Scranton, created by Dwight Schrute during his temporary term as regional manager. In this case, we have the rare animal from the deer family, the Schrute Buck.

Floor Gang~ Ouh~ Floor Gang~ Ouh~ Floor Gang~ Ouh Ouh Ouh~ Ceiling Gang Cringe!

Coffee in my veins. I need coffee.

Calcium warriors where you at?

Excuse Meow.

Yak is one of the few well-known animals starting with Y. Did you know that?

Angela, where's Angela? Well, there you are. I didn't see you behind that grain of rice. Boom. Roasted.

Stay at home. Protect lives.

Hello? Who’s there? My name is Andrew Bernard, I was with a group called Dunder Mifflin. Hello?

Hey, I thought you weren't supposed to eat anything for a couple hours after you've had a crown put it?

Jim, you're 6'11", and you weigh 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than you. Boom. Roasted. Dwight, you're a kiss-ass. Boom. Roasted. Pam, you failed art school. Boom. Roasted. Meredith, you've slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one. Boom. Roasted. Kevin, I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke. Boom. Roasted. Creed, your teeth called, your breath stinks. Boom. Roasted. Angela, where's Angela? Well, there you are. I didn't see you behind that grain of rice. Boom. Roasted. Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom. Roasted.

Quarantine like a Koala. Stay safe people.

Chonky chonkers.

Dwight Schrute is a pioneer in functional training.

Dwight Schrute is a pioneer in functional training.

Ain't nothin' but a mistake~ Michael's sidekick, who all through the movie, is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight, but then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace. But that doesn't work on misspelled words, leaving behind one "Dwigt." And Dwight figured it out. Oops!

Don’t talk to me. I’m angy.