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40 years ago we were told to relax, finally the answer Frankie needed to hear.

THE most grown-up, serious facial hairstyle ever!

THE most grown-up, serious facial hairstyle ever!

Well, they do don't they. Yours don't? Just me then.

Sometimes it's hard to mask your emotions despite the words you use.

You got to let the people know you're up for it and at the top of your game.

Who doesn't love an evil, possessed, murderous, snowman-iac at Christmas?

This one? I dunno...brain fart, maybe?

For those of us on the list one above 'Naughty'.

For those of us on the list one above 'Naughty'.

Going to Hell in a handbasket...aren't we all?

I was going to do something different and dead clever, then this happened...

I've never dissected one, so maybe..?

A scary pun for Halloween.

Sadly, I'm old enough to remember even before this milestone...many years before.

One for the gym bunny in your life. I personally don't lift, brah.

Occasionally, maybe you could suck it up a tad.

A little more emotion bottling would not go amiss.

Well, it is, isn't it.

Not all sheep(le) are push overs.

He might be 'oil school' but he rocks anachronistically hard...as seen through a broken venetian blind.

It's street-level mindfulness, mull it over then forget about it.

It's a kind of 'Toy Story' meets 'The Exorcist' mash-up thing.

It's art, don't you know...or maybe it ain't.

Don't see many of these pagan types in church windows...unless they're on fire.

I am a mole and I live in a hole...I say live, more un-live to be honest.

Cubist chimpanzee study...'coz, in case you haven't noticed, I love me a terrible pun.

Annabelle has got nothing on this cryin', talkin', sleepin', walkin', living doll.

Annabelle has got nothing on this cryin', talkin', sleepin', walkin', living doll.

Kickback and enjoy the ride, it'll be over way too soon.

Well, we all want to super-size our nosebag given the choice.

No one is ever ready for an appearance by the TDS.

Now you can give some 'fucks', six to be precise, that cover many an occasion.

Now you can give some 'fucks', six to be precise, that cover many an occasion.

Now you can give some 'fucks', six to be precise, that cover many an occasion.

I suppose if the term 'croaked' is not universally understood then my terrible pun is in terrible trouble.