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I suppose if the term 'croaked' is not universally understood then my terrible pun is in terrible trouble.

In my experience this can be quite a common malady but not being cute myself, merely damaged, I'm immune.

First time trying a sticker pack so...

Yeah, zombies sure look miserable but inside they might be having a ball.

Maybe just the nine lives will do...

It's cute and arty and maths and cubism and stuff.

We've all had days like this...back to the drawing board.

Zoombies, the zoological undead. A budgie and man is he a pretty boy...I'd agree if I were you.

Zoombies, the zoological undead. This time it's cats hungry for brains...no, tuna of course.

It is universally known that Mondays suck...or is it just me?

Evil clown cubism style.

Imagining of FeC Man, Sir Gilchrist Temple's alter-ego from the 'Knackerknacker Bang Bang' short story.

An art, pun mash-up viewed through the slats of a damaged venetian blind.

So, if the scientists and the farmers are worried...

So, if the scientists and the farmers are worried...

So, if the scientists and the farmers are worried...

Get your point across in triplicate.

Does this need a description?

Does this need a description?

Does this need a description?

An answer to that annoying phrase that is used far too much.

Venetian School - art, puns and mash-up seen through a damaged venetian blind.

It's a pun...again...or is it a homphone?

It's a pun...again...or is it a homophone?

Venetian School - art, puns and mash-up seen through a damaged venetian blind.

Venetian School - art, puns and mash-up seen through a damaged venetian blind.

Venetian School - art, puns and mash-up seen through a damaged venetian blind.

Sometimes blunt verbal trauma is the only option.

The Santas of your nightmares.

When your plans go slightly off course, this phrase is perfect with the correct intonation.

If I'm being honest, that's how I see things.

This works on so many levels...well, two levels, it works on two levels.

If only life could be without wankers and how good would that TV show be...

Drop it down a cog and give it a handful, this guy's totally nuts.

Oh dear, here we go again trudging into the valley of awful puns.

He's about to go off into the unknown and he's still emotionally stunted...or British for short.