My photo of the badge on a vintage Matchless motorbike

Based on my photo of a broken puzzle cube

oggi oggi oggi - oi! oi! oi! slogan text

Mr Grumpy will see you now. Then again, maybe he won't.

Latin greeting phrase used in Ancient Rome when writing letters, usually abbreviated to SVBEEV (“SVBEEV - si vales bene est, ego valeo - meaning “if you are well all is well, and I am well too”)

"Not on my watch" - it won't happen while I'm in charge - featuring my photo of a vintage pocket watch

One for the geeks: "EBCDIC spoken here" written in hexadecimal EBCDIC (Extended Binary Coded Decimal Interchange Code, an eight-bit character encoding devised by IBM in the 1960s for use on computer operating systems) - delight your friends and confuse your enemies!

"Morse spoken here" written in dots and dashes - let other enthusiasts know you speak their language

I Believe in Magic written in EBCDIC (Extended Binary Coded Decimal Interchange Code, an eight-bit character encoding devised by IBM - "I Believe in Magic" - in the 1960s for use on computer operating systems)

Morse code - if you can read this say hello