Taversia

This design is for people who don’t want to disclose their gender history, because it’s nobody’s business unless you decide to make it their business; and there are so many ways for a person to present in the world!

When a global crisis hits, a few unwitting dinosaurs are liable to worry more about the green in their pockets.

When you're not an ~Essential Employee~, and you're completely inconsequential in all other areas too!

6 feet distance, please!

Nice, dude! Congrats on your "essential employee" designation! Here's an obnoxious t-shirt you can wear, to go with it! ;D

Is it with Carmen Sandiego??

You've been doing this your whole life—and 𝙣𝙤𝙬 you're a hero!?

"They're back... For everyone who believes in the beat." ...And the inevitable resurgence of coronavirus due to premature opening of states.

...Please?

Proudly display your gratitude for a few of the most important people in our society — especially where their wages do not reflect their essential work. These are the true heroes.

If you gon' die, best make it good amirite?

Proudly display your gratitude for a few of the most important people in our society — especially where their wages do not reflect their essential work. These are the true heroes.

Also available with text separated on front AND back! Check shop! :D

Unicorns poop rainbows!

when you ugly.

in . out .

Cupid means business, y'all.

Your fundy Jesus fanfiction is trash.

I LOVE CATS!!!!!11!!1!

Whoops.

Oh my gooseness gracious, you silly goose!

"Wow, you know about [X]?! That's SO cool! Now we can be friends, or whatever!"

8(

Paints for a dusty old canvas you didn't even ask for.

You.

Margaret is filled with Christ's love.

We're all trash pandas, at one point or another.

What do gingers and vampires have in common? Why, burning in the sun, of course!

You must be nurtured accordingly. <3

Perfect for pottery class! Fun!

Whether it's tabletop gaming, or some other form of imaginative recreation, you're never bored because you're always the hero (or villain?) in a story of your own making!

"Hoe... but then make it fashion." —Tyra Banks

Swerve them Thoths.

A shirt that is *awful* to wear for a real funeral, but *perfect* for when you want to make people think you just came from one, and you're the absolute worst person ever! What fun!

Please, somebody, buy this as a t-shirt and wear it at an Hermès storefront. Then send me a photo. It would delight me to no end.

She will turn you into a stag and hunt the shit out of you, Artemis don't play!