Taversia

This design is for people who don’t want to disclose their gender history, because it’s nobody’s business unless you decide to make it their business; and there are so many ways for a person to present in the world!

When a global crisis hits, a few unwitting dinosaurs are liable to worry more about the green in their pockets.

When you're not an ~Essential Employee~, and you're completely inconsequential in all other areas too!

6 feet distance, please!

Nice, dude! Congrats on your "essential employee" designation! Here's an obnoxious t-shirt you can wear, to go with it! ;D

Is it with Carmen Sandiego??

You've been doing this your whole life—and 𝙣𝙤𝙬 you're a hero!?

"They're back... For everyone who believes in the beat." ...And the inevitable resurgence of coronavirus due to premature opening of states.

...Please?

Proudly display your gratitude for a few of the most important people in our society — especially where their wages do not reflect their essential work. These are the true heroes.

If you gon' die, best make it good amirite?

Proudly display your gratitude for a few of the most important people in our society — especially where their wages do not reflect their essential work. These are the true heroes.

in . out .

Cupid means business, y'all.

Your fundy Jesus fanfiction is trash.

I LOVE CATS!!!!!11!!1!

Whoops.

Oh my gooseness gracious, you silly goose!

"Wow, you know about [X]?! That's SO cool! Now we can be friends, or whatever!"

8(

Paints for a dusty old canvas you didn't even ask for.

We're all trash pandas, at one point or another.

What do gingers and vampires have in common? Why, burning in the sun, of course!

You must be nurtured accordingly. <3

Whether it's tabletop gaming, or some other form of imaginative recreation, you're never bored because you're always the hero (or villain?) in a story of your own making!

Swerve them Thoths.

A shirt that is *awful* to wear for a real funeral, but *perfect* for when you want to make people think you just came from one, and you're the absolute worst person ever! What fun!

Please, somebody, buy this as a t-shirt and wear it at an Hermès storefront. Then send me a photo. It would delight me to no end.

There's not enough salt in the whole ocean for Poseidon's saltiness.

King of the Underworld... and getting shit done!

The Bea Arthur of Greek Goddesses.

him·bo /ˈhimbō/ noun - an attractive but unintelligent man.

Carrie Underwood - "Before He Cheats" is the most-played song in Hera's playlist.

We stan a bisexual prettyboy. And, I guess, versatile baseball players...?

Health and hygiene, peasants! Wash them hands!

Get wrecked, n00b.