This tee is for the queens of their own universe, the rulers of the boardroom, and the moguls in heels. It's not just a statement; it's a lifestyle. Don the 'Boss Lady' shirt and let the world know you’re not just playing the part, you’re leading the charge. Perfect for the sassy, sarcastic soul with CEO dreams and powerhouse schemes.
For the days when society demands attire, this 'Sorry I'm Clothed' tee speaks your mind so you don't have to. It's the perfect blend of reluctant conformity and sardonic wit—because, let's be honest, clothing is just a societal construct you’re not always on board with. Ideal for those with a sharp tongue and a love for minimalistic attire.
This shirt isn’t for the faint of heart or the pizza-hating crowd. It’s for the die-hard, pizza-til-I-die individuals who know what’s up. If the mere thought of a cheesy slice sends you into a state of euphoria, this is your battle cry. For the sarcastic pizza aficionados, wear it loud and proud. And to the haters? Well, the shirt says it all.
This tee is a bold shout-out to the master of horror, John Carpenter. It's not just a statement, it's an edgy tribute to the man who redefined fear. Perfect for horror enthusiasts who know true genius when they see it and aren't afraid to say it loud and proud.
big trouble in little china, classic horror, cult classics, horror movies, movie buff
This isn't your average dino tee. It’s a tribute to our meteor-dodging ancestors who knew how to party. 'Eat Pizza, Dodge Meteorites'—because if you’re going to go extinct, might as well do it with a slice in hand. Perfect for pizza lovers, dino enthusiasts, and anyone who loves a good apocalyptic giggle.
Who said only the top of the tree gets all the glory? This 'Santa's Favorite Bottom' shirt is for those who take pride in supporting from below. It's the perfect blend of holiday cheer and cheeky humor, ideal for those festive parties where you're not afraid to let Santa know where you stand—or lay.
This hilarious detergent parody makes a great christmas, birthday, Hanukkah or xmas present. If you've got breasts or know someone with a great rack, give them this to wear on their boobs.
The classic logo, now for titties! Humor and tiddies make everything better.
Embrace the trifecta of relatable charm with our 'I May Be Fat and Ugly but At Least I'm Broke' shirt. It's for those who can laugh at life's little ironies and still rock their style with confidence. Because, let's face it, if you're going to be anything, be unabashedly you – and maybe a little sarcastic.
Behold the grand old party of... grifters? This tee is a sly nod to the art of the political con, perfect for the politically aware who prefer their commentary with a side of snark. It’s not cynicism; it’s observation. Wear it as a conversation piece or a silent protest, your call.
anti republican, anti rnc, anti trump, democrat, liberal
This shirt is for those who know that every day is Taco Tuesday in their heart. It’s not just about loving tacos; it’s a commitment to the salsa-dripping, mouth-watering lifestyle. Wear it as a testament to your dedication to the taco cause—come rain, shine, or judgmental salad eaters.
cinco de mayo, fiesta, mexican, retro, taco tuesday
If you love anime and manga, you need this adorable illustration featuring a cute pink chibi girl eating ramen. Wear it to conventions or instead of cosplay. Makes a perfect gift for teens and fans of japanese culture.
Give it for birthdays, christmas, xmas or any holiday. Give it to your friend, daughter, son or idol!
This tee is for the fabulously unapologetic, the ones who bleed rainbows and exude pride from dawn till dusk. 'Gay All Day' isn't just a phrase; it's a lifestyle, a manifesto, a parade in shirt form. Because why limit your pride to just one month?
Ever wondered what a unicorn's X-ray would look like? Neither did we, but here it is. This 'Unicorn Skeleton' shirt is for those who like their magic with a touch of morbid reality. It's the perfect mix of enchantment and anatomy class—because who says unicorns can't be goth? Disclaimer: No actual unicorns were harmed.
This shirt is for those who think billionaires' tax breaks should be as rare as unicorns. 'Could We Please Just Tax the Shit out Of Billionaires Already?' is more than a question; it's a fiscal mood. Ideal for economists with a wit, activists with a sense of humor, and everyone who checks their bank account and thinks, 'Wait, that's it?'
anti capitalism, anti capitalist, bernie sanders, billionaire, democratic socialism
Who said candy hearts had to be sweet? This tee is for the romantically unbothered, the valentines with a bite. With a not-so-sweet message that’s straight to the point, it's a sugar-coated 'fuck off' for the days when you're not here to play cupid's games. A conversation stopper, indeed.
anti valentines day, candy, candy heart, fuck off, heart
Channel the chilling vibe of Carpenter's Halloween every time you wear this tee. 'The blackest eyes, the devil's eyes' isn't just a line; it's a creepy acknowledgment of horror at its finest. Ideal for those who appreciate the darker side of cinema, and for scaring your friends just a little.
classic horror, eerie, film quotes, halloween, horror
This tee is a homage to the unforgettable chills of Halloween. 'Everyone's entitled to one good scare' captures the essence of the season and the thrill of the classic horror genre. Ideal for those who live for the jump scares and the creepy one-liners that define the horror movie experience.
classic horror, horror movies, horror quote, john carpenter, michael myers
This shirt takes a twist on childhood innocence with a nod to one of the eeriest moments in horror cinema. Perfect for fans who relish the spine-tingling blend of innocence and terror unique to Carpenter's Halloween.
70s, classic horror, halloween, horror fans, horror movies
This shirt isn't just a tribute to the 'Final Girl'; it's a badge of honor for surviving the blood-curdling, scream-inducing world of classic horror. From Carpenter's eerie streets to every spine-chilling encounter, it's a nod to the resilience in the face of cinematic terror. Perfect for horror movie marathons, Halloween parties, or just freaking out your neighbors.
classic horror, final girl, halloween, john carpenter, movie