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A recreation of Ed Wood's credit from the opening titles of Plan 9 from Outer Space.

I went to Salem’s Lot and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a thirst for blood.

I'd Rather Be Listening to the Classic Phillip Glass Score for Koyaanisqatsi. Pretty much what it says on the design.

The unblinking eye of Don Knotts sees all. He sees the things you've done. He sees the things you are going to do. His wrath will be without mercy.

In 1988, the crime rate in the United States rises four hundred percent. A fifty-foot containment wall is erected along the New Jersey shoreline, across the Harlem river, and down along the Brooklyn shoreline. It completely surrounds Manhattan Island. The United States Police Force, like an army, is encamped around the island. There are no guards inside the prison: only prisoners and the worlds they have made. The rules are simple. Once you go in, you don’t come out.

For when your monster abolutely, positively has to have a mate. Not responsibly for any rejections of tissue/romantic interests that may transpire.

My alternate poster for the classic TV series "Kolchak, The Night Stalker," with art inspired by the Aurora's Monster Model Kits. Two great tastes that taste great together!

Tired of drinking hot beverages using only your hands? Introducing MUGS! These wonderful new inventions safely contain your drink of choice without the debilitating injuries that comes with cupping boiling liquids with your bare hands. But wait! There's more! This product also features classic spook show/zombie jamboree posters to help take your mind off life's drudgery!

Tired of drinking hot beverages using only your hands? Introducing MUGS! These wonderful new inventions safely contain your drink of choice without the debilitating injuries that comes with cupping boiling liquids with your bare hands. But wait! There's more! This product also features classic spook show/zombie jamboree posters to help take your mind off life's drudgery!

My wife painted a picture of mug last year, so I'm putting her picture of a mug on another a mug. Inception

This is a restoration of a vintage poster, with the images and text cleaned up and sharpened. This is a promotional poster for "A Psychedelic Trip into the 5th Dimension," a double bill that featured the dubbed Mexican horror films "Curse of the Doll People" and "The Vampire."

Last Halloween my little boy drew a really boss picture of a pumpkin. It's been sitting on my desk ever since. I like it so much that I decided to put it on a tee-shirt! All proceeds go to the boy.

The Astounding Dr. Rome presents the horrifying Chamber of Horrors! See POGAR, the Man of Death! Don't come alone ... make it a spook party!

A vintage design for a Halloween "ghost show" party at a local movie theater.

Blue Oyster Cult's classic "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" reimagined as a vintage horror novel.

Recreation of a poster for a 1947 appearance by Bela Lugosi at the Vista Theatre in Negaunee, Michigan. The show never happened, unfortunately. Lugosi reportedly cancelled because of illness.

In which I give Samurai Cop's Frank Washington the Andy Warhol treatment.

Directing credits for George Romero, David Cronenberg, Dario Argento, John Carpenter, Wes Craven and Tobe Hooper.

No snark. No shouting. Just a simple, direct message for the people sitting in the intellectual back row.

History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man.

Vintage ad for one of 1980s many, many "satanic panic" television specials.

"It's better to burn out than fade away." A custom concert poster for Jetson's rocker Jet Screamer, from his legendary show at The Swivel Lounge.

The Golden Girls rule the city with iron fists. Rule #1: Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Rule #2: Never cross the syndicate. Rule #3: Sicily always wets its beak.

The Monster Rally YOU demanded! The Shock Monster! The Vampire Girl! The Teenage Werewolf! The Man Who Lost His Face! And straight from Hollywood ... the Moon Monster! All together on one stage! Are you brave enough to handle it?

Vintage spook-show style design for a live appearance by the Amazing Criswell, the stage name of professional psychic Jeron Criswell King. Criswell was a frequent guest of The Tonight Show and is best remembered today for his appearances in Ed Wood's Plan 9 From Outer Space and Night of the Ghouls.

Vintage-style tee shirt design for the Curt Wild (Ewan McGregor) and the Wild Rats would tour, from Velvet Goldmine.

A vintage-style design featuring Jonathan Rhys Meyers as 70s glam rocker Brian Slade/Maxwell Demon.

A vintage-style design featuring Jonathan Rhys Meyers as 70s glam rocker Brian Slade/Maxwell Demon.

Who bought that zuni fetish doll for Karen Black in Trilogy of Terror? More importantly, where did it come from? Back then, you could find anything for sale in the back pages of monster magazines!

The classic song Garbageman by The Cramps as an homage to Basil Gogos and Famous Monsters magazine.

My portrait of legendary horror host Vampira (Maila Nurmi) in her natural habitat.

Feeding, harassing or the unlawful killing or taking of the Sasquatch can result in substantial fines and/or jail time.

Feeding, harassing or the unlawful killing or taking of the Jersey Devil can result in substantial fines and/or jail time.

Warning: It is unlawful to commune with the Bell Witch. Feeding, harassing or the unlawful conversing or bartering with the Bell Witch can result in substantial fines and/or jail time.

Dario Argento\s title credit from one of his most popular movies.

David Cronenberg's title credit from one of his most popular movies.