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Seeing as how I am NEVER going to spend $200 for an old tee-shirt (and that Blue Oyster Cult will never produce the shirt again) I decided to make my own from scratch.

Somewhere in the world is a landfill containing 1 million videogame cartridges for Mac & Me. Nobody is looking for them. They will never be found.

What We Do in the Shadows character poster: Nadja of Antipaxos as a Hammer/Amicus/Trigon-style horror movie poster. Five spits for an enemy!

The notorious Chesty Abaddon, host of the travelling Burlesque Diabolique/Satanic Burlesque "spook party", spent much the last century shocking audiences all around the world. Was it cursed? Were the stories about deaths/tragic accidents left in its wake really true, or just urban legends? Abaddon went missing in 1966/67, taking with her any answers she might be able to provide about what happened both on the stage and behind it. This particular advertisement was used during a 1956 tour of the west coast.

Carl Kolchak knew the score.

Candy Darling, American actress and Warhol superstar.

I don't know much, but I know Lizzie Borden killed the hell out of her parents.

The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.

My tribute to Young Frankenstein.

Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror turns 100 years old this year. Actor Max Shreck would have turned 143 this year, for those of you keeping score.

A recreation of a classic spook show poster.

A recreation of a classic spook show poster.

A recreation of a classic spook show poster.

A recreation of a classic spook show poster.

A recreation of a classic spook show poster.

A recreation of a classic spook show poster.

A recreation of Leaf's classic Vampire Gum packaging.

A recreation of the packaging for Leaf's classic Monster Balls candy.

Some assembly requited.

I like my coffee how I like my metal.

The Hammer Films logo used in the opening titles of 1958's Horror of Dracula.

The Hammer Films logo used in the opening titles of 1960's Brides of Dracula.

It is absolutely necessary, for the peace and safety of mankind, that some of earth’s dark, dead corners and unplumbed depths be let alone; lest sleeping abnormalities wake to resurgent life, and blasphemously surviving nightmares squirm and splash out of their black lairs to newer and wider conquests.

It's an international tradition.

Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.

Abel Ferrar's classic MS. 45 as an early-20th century pulp novel.

John Matrix kiss more people before 9 a.m. than most people kill all day.

Plan 9 from Outer Space is still a better love story than Twilight. (Are we still making those jokes?)

The Cool Ghoul

A 1973-ish poster for a Kurt Wild and the Rats concert. Fake band! Real poster!

From the pages of your favorite monster magazine!

Death Rays for All!

Classic Halloween Americana, back in the days when trick or treat ruled Halloween night with an iron fist.

Moon monsters launch attack against Earth! How can science meet the menace of astral assassins?

Directed by Terence Fisher! Nuff said!

A film by Fritz Lang.