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Behold the glory of the birth of the wonderous Nic Cage, for he was not born like mere mortals, but thrust forth from the raging seas as a fully formed idealised human, the pinnacle of beauty and perfection, a gift from the Gods themselves!

Pray to Saint Brendan of Fraser, patron saint of Himbos, protector from mummies, swinger of vines, connoisseur of moldy cheeses.

Saint Elon can take you from 200 sins to absolved in under 3 seconds while being environmentally friendly. I don't recommend the auto-pray function though. That still has a few bugs to work out. Saint Elon is the latest installment in my Modern Saints Series. Hand painted entirely in Photoshop from scratch, no photographs, textures or other images were used, except for the background which is taken from one of my original acrylic paintings.

I'd visit Jeffrassic Park. It would be all dinosaurs running around, looking for things they'd lost, scratching their chins, roaring "MMMMMM RWAAARRRRR YES YESS RWAR MMMMMM HRURURURU errr ahhh ummm RWAR hmmm.." and eating biscuits.

Just two lost souls...

An indispensable guide to tying a Miskatonic Knot, for you fashionable gentlemen and conjurers of the Great Old Ones.

A portrait of H. P. Lovecraft

AWESOMEOSAURUS - genetically engineered by Science! Inc, a division of 6AMCRISIS WARFARE. We're making science dangerous again!

Laser-Raptors! Genetically engineered by Science! Inc, a division of 6AMCRISIS WARFARE. We're making science dangerous again!

Body by donuts. Lift. Eat. Repeat.

Keep Calm? WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP!

The original 68 Comeback Tour shirt!

Game on, MF!

Game on, MF!

Vintage illustration of pac man

When only the best crystals will do, Captain!

Part of my Victoriana Series of pop culture icons

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

"Open your mind or someone may open it for you." Walter Bishop - Fringe Walter Bishop was one of the great TV characters. Infinitely quotable, mesmerizing and nuanced. The show may be gone, but Walter lives on.

"Open your mind or someone may open it for you." Walter Bishop - Fringe Walter Bishop was one of the great TV characters. Infinitely quotable, mesmerizing and nuanced. The show may be gone, but Walter lives on.

White text version of my Aliens Death Order design. Also available in a Black text version Experimental Jetset’s iconic style turned into an Aliens tee, with just the names of the Colonial Marines in the order they die, with Hicks last obviously because he dies between films. I've checked and double checked, and this is definitely the order they die. Celebrate their horrible horrible deaths at the hands/paws/claws of the doubled-mouthed Alien death machines with this unique tshirt.

Behold the breathtaking vision of Saint Keanu of Reeves. Kneel before Saint Keanu and pray that he protects your dog, guides you on your first tube brah, delivers you from the machine simulation and inspires an A+ history report. San Dimas High School Football Rules!

A ROCKETMAN UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER!? Sure, why the Hell not! Standout this Christmas in the endless sea of sameness with the ugly Christmas sweater design that tops them all. Say NO to tacky boring nonpolitical Ugly Sweater designs worn by ill-informed family, friends and loved ones, with this super-tacky bigly-unboring political sh*tstorm ugly sweater that will get everyone talking, and probably drunken fists flying across the dinner table. That's what Christmas is about! That's what made us the most violent species on Earth! That's why the killer shark uprising doesn't stand a damn chance! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Bow before Saint Jeff of Goldblum, heathen! He shall forgive your sins and lead us to Jeffvana. Praise be to Jeff! An original popculture artwork by Vincent Carrozza!

A unique tshirt for fans of Poe and literature, this portrait of Poe is made up of the text from his famous narrative poem The Raven. A perfect gift for the lover of books and literature or students.

A unique tshirt for fans of Hunter S Thompson and literature, this portrait of Thompson is made up of the text from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. A perfect gift for the lover of books and literature or students.

A unique tshirt for fans of H. P. Lovecraft and literature, this portrait of Lovecraft is made up of the text from The Call of Cthulhu. A perfect gift for book lovers, literature students and fans of the macabre.

Contains the following people and their birth/death: ( B ) Bohr, Niels ( E ) Einstein, Albert ( C ) Copernicus, Nicolaus ( A ) Ampere, Andre ( U ) Ulam, Stanislaw ( S ) Sagan, Carl ( E ) Elion, Gertrude B. ( S ) Schrodinger, Erwin ( C ) Curie, Marie ( I ) Ingalls, Albert Graham ( E ) Euler, Leonhard ( N ) Newton, Isaac ( C ) Chandrasekhar, Subrahmanyan ( E ) Euclid

In U.N. speech, Trump threatened to 'totally destroy North Korea' and called Kim Jong Un 'Rocket Man' That's right, Rocketman. Of course, Kim Jong Un now thinks he's somekind of supervillian. Granted, he has the hair for it. But seriously, is that how a President talks to other world leaders nowadays, or in general? This world , man...

I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.

Part of my Victoriana Series of pop culture icons

Snake Plissken - the baddest of the badass movie heroes, forever doomed to be saving the world, all the while trying to figure out how to destroy it, has finally decided that if he's going to be rescuing people for a living, he might as well get paid for it, goddammit! No more Presidential Pardon's, no more plutoxin 7 in the neck, you want a President, his tramp daughter or Donald Pleasence found, then call Plissken's Search and Rescue and pay cash just like everyone else. Ask for Snake by name and get a free M41 grenade this month only.