westinchurch

Ontario, Canada
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The arms were an evolutionary step forward, strictly speaking, but he just couldn't...couldn't remember what they were for...

Tags: goldfish, fish, sea-monster, mermaids, reverse-mermaid

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Step right up and see the definitely-real-and-not-a-huge-hoax...FIJI MERMAID!

Tags: circus, hoax, mermaids, fiji-mermaid, vintage

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If its got people parts and fish parts, it qualifies as a mermaid, right?

Tags: fishman, pants, mermaids, fish, fish-creature

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Godzilla found himself paralyzed by uncertainty...again.

Tags: existentialism, philosophy, rampage, creature, gojira

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AUGH!! DAMMIT!!! If you can't scream in frustration, this Dammit Monster can do it for you!

Tags: kaiju, godzilla-fanart, gojira, creature, dammit-monster

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From the deep, murky depths of the ocean, there can be heard the siren song of the mermaid...

Tags: mythology, mythological-creature, mermaids, mythological-creatures, little-mermaid

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How would you like your eggs? You can request any type, however I am only programmed to produced sunny-side up eggs.

Tags: fried-egg-sunny-side-up, breakfast-food, robot, fried-egg, breakfast-robot

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I hope you are hungry: I am programmed to produce pancakes in multiples of 1000.

Tags: robot, breakfast-food, robots, breakfast-robot, pancakes

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Enjoy the warmed and browned bread for your morning consumption!

Tags: toast, toaster, food, breakfast-robot, robot

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Enjoy a bowl of Binary Crunch - the only cereal fortified with vitamins and information!

Tags: robots, breakfast-food, breakfast-bot, breakfast-cereal, cereal

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Would you like a steaming cup of wakefulness drink?

Tags: robot, caffeine, robots, cup-of-coffee, espresso

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I have an inappropriately-placed maple syrup spigot!

Tags: maple-syrup, breakfast-bot, syrup, waffles, waffle

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I hope you like pasta! Not traditionally a breakfast food, but think of it like long cereal with tomato jam.

Tags: food, pasta, cooking, pasta-bot, robots

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Follow your dreams! Even if you're an elf from a 1960s stop-motion animated cartoon.

Tags: elf, christmas-special, dentist, elf-dentist, hermey-the-misfit-elf

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Let's protect the environment before the trees rise up in a rampage of revenge and kill us all!

Tags: trees, nature, nature-artwork, tree-hugger, ecology

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Chug! Chug! Chug! Get that morning started off right!

Tags: cryptids, cryptid, monster, coffee-lover-accessories, coffee-lover-gift

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"Hu-mans, listen to me. Due to an error in calculation, there are still a few of you left."

Tags: 50s-movies, science-fiction, movie-monster, sci-fi, cult-movies

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Roland was sure that trusty number 5 wouldn't let him down; the $500 prize money would soon be HIS!

Tags: riders, robot, monsters, ostrich, ostrich-race

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Sometimes you need a cup, sometimes you need the entire pot.

Tags: coffee-lover-gift, coffee, comicstrip, comics, cup-of-coffee

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Even cryptids need a good shot of caffeine in the morning.

Tags: coffee-lover-gift, cryptid, coffee, abominable-snow-monster, abominable-snowman

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Wonder Woman: awesome enough to kick butt and also fly an invisible airplane.

Tags: strong-women, feminism, international-womens-day, womens-day, superheroes

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Aliens: they'll probe your butt!

Tags: little-green-men, grey-aliens, close-encounters, alien, science-fiction

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Every so often, Godzilla would head out and then forget which town he was supposed to rampage through.

Tags: monsters, kaiju, monster, gojira, cute-monster

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Axolotls creep me out.

Tags: axolotl, hellraiser-parody, pinhead-hellraiser, pinhead, movie

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I drew this for a drawing challenge in January 2019...now you can own it! And wear it, drink out of it, stick it on stuff, and express your own adolescent dismissiveness without having to say a word!

Tags: whatever, funny, funny-quote, vernacular, slang

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Fear the crushing grip of...HUGZILLA!

Tags: godzilla-king-of-the-monsters, cute-creature, cute-monster, gojira, creature

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HUG ME!

Tags: fish, great-white-shark, ocean-life, sea-life, sharks

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Beware the power of the One Ring, for it corrupts, and...uh...turns us into dinosaurs....yes.

Tags: dinosaurs, lotr-parody

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Robble robble robble!

Tags: hamburglar, mcdonalds-parody, mcdonaldland, pop-culture

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No one warned me this bowl would be hot!

Tags: food, devils, humour, humour-cartoon, popcorn

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Half horse...half man...ALL HORSE-MAN.

Tags: creature, animal, fantasy, fantasy-animal, fantasy-creatures

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This town ain't big enough for the both of us. And I should know, because not only am I the sheriff, I'm also a population density expert.

Tags: jurassic-park, wild-west, old-west, western, dinosaur

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Behold! The Great White Shark! One of 2 or three shark species that I know!

Tags: fish, sea, ocean-life, sharks, ocean

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Who has eight tentacles and can squish himself into small spaces? This guy!

Tags: humor, sea-creature, water, animal, tentacles

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What did you DO, Ray?

Tags: 80s, 80s-pop-cultulre, kaiju, 80s-movies, stay-puft-marshmallow-man

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Found most often in the technicolour forests of dreams, and normally quite reclusive, this regal creature will sometimes make an appearance for offerings of that gross multi-coloured ice cream at the ice cream shop that only kids want to eat that I think is supposed to taste like cotton candy.

Tags: monster, creature, unicorn, fantasy

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