Absent Merch

I know I've been distant lately.

Presently Absent Oxymoron Fun: For the person that likes to keep people guessing what exactly they mean! A good gift on a t-shirt, a hat, and many other items.

surreal digital glitch collage

absent definition

Absent No More is an in-depth journey into the concepts of absence and full presence.

Absent No More is an in-depth journey into the concepts of absence and full presence.

Sometimes by Loui Jover

I'm physically here but mentally absent...

Do you Love Lovecraft? (eyerolls)

Absent Archer Setsuna from the mobile game Fire Emblem Heroes!

Love Do good because it is the only thing that does not die when you are absent

Absently Present Oxymoron Fun: For the person that likes to keep people guessing what exactly they mean! A good gift on a t-shirt, a hat, and many other items.

Absent from the Body

I Love My Absent Father T-Shirt.

Absent from the Body sludge metal

Absent from the Body groove metal

Rainbow pattern

Water Coffee Beer Wine Whiskey Absent You Are Here

Absent from the Body metalheads

Unleash your whimsical side with our delightfully humorous "I had a thought, but unfortunately, I had a second thought. They ricocheted off each other and I can’t find either anymore" shirt – a must-have for anyone who appreciates a quirky twist on the everyday conundrums of our ricocheted thoughts. Handcrafted with care and a dash of wit, this shirt is not just a piece of clothing; it's a conversation starter that's bound to turn heads and spark smiles.

Unleash your whimsical side with our delightfully humorous "I had a thought, but unfortunately, I had a second thought. They ricocheted off each other and I can’t find either anymore" shirt – a must-have for anyone who appreciates a quirky twist on the everyday conundrums of our ricocheted thoughts. Handcrafted with care and a dash of wit, this shirt is not just a piece of clothing; it's a conversation starter that's bound to turn heads and spark smiles.

I Love My Absent Father

Absent from the Body rise from ruins

absent | ACID BATH | surreal pop art painting by tyler tilley not a fan of noRmal | painting during the pre apocalyptic period | Est. 2008

Abstract Galaxy Effect

definition

Make the heart grow fashionably fonder. Perfect gift for that friend that never makes the meeting, or to admit you are that friend. Check out the Sky variant of this design in our catalogue!

A complex,very tactile grey, white and black abstract painting with various mixing and merging collection of elements.

I Love My Absent Father

Absent from the Body the half rising man

absent | ACID BATH | surreal pop art painting by tyler tilley not a fan of noRmal | painting during the pre apocalyptic period | Est. 2008

Modern Icon Sneaker Pimp Floral design for dark colors plain

Join Yvez, within his own head and enjoy this shirt.

Howling Dogs

You know what makes a great present? Funny Gifts are perfect for anyone who'd appreciate a little humor on their Gift! Scroll Back To the Top and Click 'Add To Cart today! IT'S IN YOUR HAND!

For Lovers of Dark Humour and Sarcasm From The Irreverent Tshirt Co - Sarcastic and Offensively Funny Sayings and Quotes That Make the Perfect Gift for The Misanthrope, Introvert or Grumpy Social Events and People Haters in Your Life. Be That Dads, Boyfriends, Coworkers, Friends or Family. Smaller Writing to be Slightly Less Obnoxious - but Who Cares, Oh Just Go Away!