Absurd Merch

No Way Back

Simple white letters on black background: "my back hurts". Some days it's because you did too much; some days you just slept wrong! Why can't we all go on being young and invincible forever?

This shirt is all about embracing the absurdity of life with a shrug and a smirk. Perfect for those who appreciate a touch of dark humor and a laid-back attitude.

Simple white letters on black background: "I'm not a robot". Can you click on all the crosswalks and mountains and bridges and chimneys? Congrats, AI won't get you. Today.

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A family portrait that defies conventional explanation

Ob Sartre oder Adorno, Hauptsache Italien

This design is of a screw throw a ball and the words screw ball around the edges. The whole design has been filtered with a ripple effect.

Simple white letters on black background: "eccentric recluse". Are you Gloria Swanson or Howard Hughes at heart? Prefer to be pacing around your deserted Beverly Hills mansion, drink in hand, than out and about? Yeah, thought so.

I Love Mentally Unstable Women

Let's face it even at a small, kittens are still capable of a lot of destruction, but can you imagine if one of them was 3 stories tall - Attack of the 50 Foot Kitten - in theaters this fall! It's a great shirt for lovers of campy, 50s horror films, cats, and just general absurd vibes.

Drawn by Loverdale

Juggling all the worries of the world.

Drawn by Loverdale

Oh man, it’s killer kids all day! Movies! is leading off with Village of the Damned at noon

Franz Kafka, an influential Czech-born writer of the early 20th century, renowned for his surreal and existential works, delving into themes of alienation, bureaucracy, and the absurdity of human existence, leaving a lasting impact on literary modernism and the concept of the "Kafkaesque."

Drawn by Loverdale

Drawn by Loverdale

Philosopher by day Deep thinker by night

The horrors are never ending yet I remain....... SILLY

The small town of Grisselburg nestles between a lush, dark forest and the cool, opaque waters of Lake Grissel. Visitors seldom leave dissatisfied.

Drawn by loverdale

Drawn by Loverdale

An urban bird for an urban feeling

Simple white letters on black background: "bad art friend". Because did you donate a kidney? Well, did you? And did you congratulate me enough? WELL DID YOU? WHO IS THE BAD ART FRIEND?! (it's you)

The Europeans call American football "Handegg"

Gift for the literature buff. Kafka, Kafkaesque, German writer Franz Kafka. If something is Kafkaesque, it is absurd, frightening, and confusing, similar to situations described in the novels of Franz Kafka. Handwritten typography by my own human hand. x badlydrawnbabe

In space, no one can hear you eat calzones

After the fourth search team failed to return, the government sealed off all roads to the bayou

Classic, one of a kind face pile! it could only be a JAG III !

Didgital art that questions everything you see. An alien exposed tells us not to believe

Well sometimes you can't wish for more.

Billy Joe Jim Bob is one happy Hilljack. He would be even happier at your house!

man wearing gas mask is watering a flower