Authentic Merch

Premium Quality original part (mostly) vintage 1983

Distressed, Vintage Authentic Twinkies with Twinkie the Kid

An original is always worth more than a copy

A photograph of my 1981 mix tape, one that I made when I was a teenager recording tracks from vinyl records and the radio! Yes it was illegal but everyone did it. Here are some on the tracks on my tape, While You See A Chance - Steve Winwood, In The Air Tonight - Phil Collins, Rapture - Blondie, Promise - OMD, and Vienna - Utlravox.

Alright you fokkin lads and lassies here be a new dinosaur created just for you! If yer Scottish, Irish or just feelin lucky, this is the Clanosaurus Rex wearing your tartan and playing bagpipes! Ach!

Alright you fokkin lads and lassies here be a new dinosaur created just for you! If yer Scottish, Irish or just feelin lucky, this is the Clanosaurus Rex wearing your tartan and playing bagpipes! Ach!

Alright you fokkin lads and lassies here be a new dinosaur created just for you! If yer Scottish, Irish or just feelin lucky, this is the Clanosaurus Rex wearing your tartan and playing bagpipes! Ach!

A reminder for everyone to remain authentic to yourselves

New Hampshire: Authentic and Original

Unapologetically Queer.

Everyone is an authentic, one-of-a-kind, genuine, limited-edition, unique, original person.

Alright you fokkin lads and lassies here be a new dinosaur created just for you! If yer Scottish, Irish or just feelin lucky, this is the Clanosaurus Rex wearing your tartan and playing bagpipes! Ach!

Trend My Own Trendsetter Black

Intense but exciting don't be frightened by a measly design! I can guarantee you will be astonished by the end goal! 😙

Amanda Floral Wreath

A photograph of my 1983 mix tape, one that I made when I was a teenager recording tracks from vinyl records and the radio! Here are some on the tracks on my tape, some great tracks. Dare Me - The Pointer Sisters, Slave To Love - Bryan Ferry, The Must Be An Angel - Eurythmics, Eyes Without A Face - Billy Idol, Atomic - Blondie, Slave To The Rhythm - Grace Jones, Something about You - Level 42, Alive and Kicking - Simple Minds.

Easter Sunday 1902

The California Raisins were a fictional rhythm and blues animated musical group as well as advertising and merchandising characters composed of anthropomorphized raisins. Lead vocals were sung by musician Buddy Miles. The California Raisins were popular from 1986 to 2002 through claymation TV commercials and animated specials, winning an Emmy Award and one nomination.

A photograph of my 1987 mix tape, one that I made when I was fifteen recording tracks from vinyl records and the radio. Yes it was illegal but everyone did it! Some great tracks! Sometimes - Erasure, All Summer Single - Billy Idol, Don't Leave Me This Way - The Communards, Don't Get Me Wrong - The Pretenders, It Doesn't Have To Be This Way - The Blow Monkeys,China In Your Hands - T'Pau

Be You and Be Real Minimalist

Olivia Floral Wreath

Don't bend, don't bow, don't change!

I'm not nice. I'm kind.

Experience the power of genuine human connection. Step away from the screen and into meaningful connections with our unique designs. Inspired by the simplicity of face-to-face interactions, our designs evoke warmth and sincerity, reminding us of the meaningful connections we forge when unplugged.

Me In Real Life -- in full 3D!

Madison Floral Wreath

Experience the power of genuine human connection. Step away from the screen and into meaningful connections with our unique designs. Inspired by the simplicity of face-to-face interactions, our designs evoke warmth and sincerity, reminding us of the meaningful connections we forge when unplugged.

Bee you. Be you. Identity. Be yourself.

Be Jack, with this stylish design!

Vintage inspired baseball jersey crest paying homage to the historic San Francisco Seals team. Classic design perfect for any baseball fan.

Alright you fokkin lads and lassies here be a new dinosaur created just for you! If yer Scottish, Irish or just feelin lucky, this is the Clanosaurus Rex wearing your tartan and playing bagpipes! Ach!

Hannah Floral Wreath

Smokey and the Bandit is a 1977 American action comedy film starring Burt Reynolds, Sally Field, Jackie Gleason, Jerry Reed, Pat McCormick, Paul Williams and Mike Henry. The film marks the directorial debut of stuntman, Hal Needham. The film follows Bo "Bandit" Darville (Reynolds) and Cledus "Snowman" Snow (Reed), two truck-driving bootleggers attempting to illegally transport 400 cases of Coors beer from Texarkana to Atlanta. While the Snowman drives the truck carrying the beer, the Bandit drives point, in a 1977 Pontiac Trans Am, to distract law enforcement and keep the attention off the Snowman. During their run, they are pursued by Sheriff Buford T. Justice, of Portague County, Texas.

I just want to be my realest self

Do you love magic and sorcery? Is the Wizard your favorite character in traditional high fantasy or sword and sorcery pop culture? This retro, comic book style pop art design features an authentic blue robed wizard with staff and grimoire in hand, summing a powerful storm of magic lightning! This traditional high fantasy wizard is the perfect gift for any wizard loving sword and sorcery fan!

Distressed and worn, grunge look vintage 1978 fortieth birthday shirt with diagonal retro racing stripe in authentic 70s colors.