Bartleby Merch

A cute green little demon monster with horns and sharp teeth and a pointed tail. Grrr! So scary!

A literary tee with a reference to the last words of Herman Melville's famous short story, "Bartleby, the Scrivener." In white, vintage typewriter-style lettering. See who else gets it!

S.H.I.T.

Good advice from Herman Melville fans: Read More Melville. In white, distressed, retro-style lettering.

A cute little blueberry!

Melville's classic anti-hero Bartleby is known for his catchphrase: "I would prefer not to". Whether you're tongue in cheek or serious, if the answer is NOPE and LEAVE ME ALONE, this is for you. Available in other colors.

Let the world know that you *sniff* would prefer not to.

Melville's classic anti-hero Bartleby is known for his catchphrase: "I would prefer not to". Whether you're tongue in cheek or serious, if the answer is NOPE and LEAVE ME ALONE, this is for you. Available in other colors.

I prefer not to - say no with literary flair. No. Nope. I would prefer not to. Cool typography design.

i would prefer not to

Slavoj Zizek I would prefer not to.

Show off your love for classic literature with this "I Would Prefer Not To" print inspired by Bartleby the Scrivener by Herman Melville. Perfect for book lovers, English majors, and fans of literary classics.

This design features Bartleby, the Scrivener, as a disgruntled Cat with the well-known phrase of "I would prefer not to." Behind our feline is an observant Crow, lurking and keeping tabs on the goings-on.

Embrace the choice: 'I Would Prefer Not To' tee. Autonomy, polite refusal, individuality.

Slovenian philosopher, a researcher at the Department of Philosophy of the University of Ljubljana Faculty of Arts and international director of the Birkbeck Institute for the Humanities of the University of London

A tee-shirt of passive resistance.

From Herman Melville's classic short story, "Bartleby, the Scrivener." "I Would Prefer Not To," in white, distressed, retro-style lettering. For when you'd just rather not. Resist!

Melville's classic anti-hero Bartleby is known for his catchphrase: "I would prefer not to". Whether you're tongue in cheek or serious, if the answer is NOPE and LEAVE ME ALONE, this is for you. Available in other colors.

Melville's classic anti-hero Bartleby is known for his catchphrase: "I would prefer not to". Whether you're tongue in cheek or serious, if the answer is NOPE and LEAVE ME ALONE, this is for you. Available in other colors.

Hang on, I'll just get my glasses

"I would prefer not to" in white, distressed lettering. Bartleby's polite protest in Herman Melville's short story of the same name. For when you just can't.

Bartleby

Bartleby forever.