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“Ever Their praises, and abundance to the Black Goat of the Woods. Iä! Shub-Niggurath! Iä! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!” — H. P. Lovecraft, The Whisperer in Darkness

"It was a colossal and nameless blasphemy with glaring red eyes, and it held in bony claws a thing that had been a man, gnawing at the head as a child nibbles at a stick of candy."

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As above, so below

Have you seen the Yellow Sign?

"...shocking and uncouth black things with smooth, oily, whale-like surfaces, unpleasant horns that curved inward toward each other, bat wings whose beating made no sound, ugly prehensile paws, and barbed tails that lashed needlessly and disquietingly. And worst of all, they never spoke or laughed, and never smiled because they had no faces at all to smile with, but only a suggestive blankness where a face ought to be. All they ever did was clutch and fly and tickle; that was the way of night-gaunts." - H. P. Lovecraft, The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath

Along the shore the cloud waves break, The twin suns sink behind the lake, The shadows lengthen In Carcosa.

Gruß vom Krampus!

And where Nyarlathotep went, rest vanished, for the small hours were rent with the screams of nightmare. — H. P. Lovecraft, "Nyarlathotep"

Thank you for being a fiend!

"It was called...'The Esoteric Order of Dagon', and was undoubtedly a debased, quasi-pagan thing imported from the East a century before..." - H.P. Lovecraft, The Shadow over Innsmouth

"...the King in Yellow had opened his tattered mantle and there was only God to cry to now." - Robert W. Chambers, The Yellow Sign

Scary Stories to Tell in the Underdark

"Ever Their praises, and abundance to the Black Goat of the Woods. Iä! Shub-Niggurath! Iä! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!" — H. P. Lovecraft, The Whisperer in Darkness

"Have you found the Yellow Sign?" - Robert W. Chambers, "The Yellow Sign"

"It was called...'The Esoteric Order of Dagon', and was undoubtedly a debased, quasi-pagan thing imported from the East a century before..." - H.P. Lovecraft, The Shadow over Innsmouth

"Have you found the Yellow Sign?"

"It was called...'The Esoteric Order of Dagon', and was undoubtedly a debased, quasi-pagan thing imported from the East a century before..." - H.P. Lovecraft, The Shadow over Innsmouth

"Stupendous and unheard-of splendours await me below, and I shall seek them soon..." - H.P. Lovecraft, The Shadow over Innsmouth

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

"They all lay in stone houses in Their great city of R’lyeh, preserved by the spells of mighty Cthulhu for a glorious resurrection when the stars and the earth might once more be ready for Them." - H. P. Lovecraft, "The Call of Cthulhu"

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“When the stars were right, They could plunge from world to world through the sky; but when the stars were wrong, They could not live.” ― H. P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

"Stupendous and unheard-of splendours await me below, and I shall seek them soon... We shall swim out to that brooding reef in the sea and dive down through black abysses to Cyclopean and many-columned Y’ha-nthlei, and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory for ever." - H.P. Lovecraft, The Shadow over Innsmouth

“I have seen the dark universe yawning, where the black planets roll without aim, where they roll in their horror unheeded, without knowledge, or lustre, or name.” - H.P. Lovecraft

"In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." — H. P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

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“Do not call up that which you cannot put down.” ― H P Lovecraft, The Case of Charles Dexter Ward

"The daemon-sultan Azathoth gnaws hungrily in chaos amid pounding and piping and the hellish dancing of the Other Gods." - H. P. Lovecraft, "The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath"

Education opens the door to a different world

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.

The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are, and the Old Ones shall be. Not in the spaces we know, but between them. They walk serene and primal, undimensioned and to us unseen.

Ever Their praises, and abundance to the Black Goat of the Woods!

"In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."

That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death may die.

"And where Nyarlathotep went, rest vanished, for the small hours were rent with the screams of nightmare." — H. P. Lovecraft, "Nyarlathotep"