Basement Baseball T-Shirts

Spring Break 2018 will be here before you know it. Get ready and be prepared with the official Spring Break 2018 t-shirt from Basement Mastermind. College is short. Enjoy the time off from the books with a great spring break including this t-shirt to remember all the fun! Whether you head to Florida, Bahamas, Mexico or Arizona this spring, this shirt will be the hit of any party!

Drummer Drum Set I'll Be In The Basement

Robots are in the news for taking people's jobs. It is only a matter of time before robots will be taking your coffee. Get this shirt before the robots do.

A threat? A promise? A wild misunderstanding.

Featuring a nice symbol and the phrase WHATEVER WORKS, this tee shirt is a hip option for the person who is about doing whatever works in order to accomplish the things in his/her life. It may not be the best way or the cleanest way, but does it work? If so, then this shirt is perfect for you. Perfect for wearing to the job, comic book store, bar, club, bookstore, library, arcade, movies, computer lab or simply for everyday wear.

I went to the eye doctor and she said that I could not see. One of my buddies went to the doctor and got drunk. Perhaps I need to change doctors. MY DOCTOR SAYS I NEED GLASSES.

Everyone loves a strong wifi signal. No place in the world is too remote with a strong wifi signal. Featuring the universal logo for a strong wifi signal, this shirt is perfect to wear to the coffee shop, comic convention, arcade, gaming store or anywhere that people love technology. Note: Actual wifi coverage not included.

Let's make pizzas instead of 500 pound bombs!

AKA California State Route 62. This is the road that will take you Twentynine Palms and beyond. The portion between Twentynine Palms and US 95 is the most desolate road I have ever been on in my life.

no shame. you may be forced to go out into the world, but you don't have to enjoy it.

Hang up the phone. It doesn't work!