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After a long day of testing, testing, testing, sometimes it’s nice to not have a computer AI staring down at you, a turret searching for you, and to just curl up with your best friend in a little hideaway. Reminder, your standardized companion cube will never tell you to harm lab equipment and the cake is a lie. the cake is a lie the cake is a lie tne cal/e i$ a l!e yne eglc !$ g I!c

Portal's very own Cave Johnson giving the best advice on Lemons and Life... BURN THAT HOUSE DOWN!

Rick the Adventure Sphere! ...and the Pretty lady

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Stephen Merchant confirmed to present The Crystal Maze. So obviously a mashup between the TV show and his character in 'Portal' had to happen...

When lives gives you lemons, give them back, GET MAD! Demand to see life’s manager. Get your engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burn’s likes house down!

Portal. It is prohibited to use the portal. Nice gift. Buy and be exclusive. Imagine Having Somethings Exclusive That no one Has. Good idea to buy this design.

For SCIENCE!

Welcome to Aperture Labs. Enjoy your death! ...Uh, stay!

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Aperture Science We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead

Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!

Inspired by the Blue Sky fanfic by Waffles.