Clerks Baseball T-Shirts

Moooooooooooooo!

Silent Bob

This design shows kevin with the donuts from Kevin and Evan episode DO Nut for Donuts

Aged Mooby's shirt to remember the time you were just a clerk.

"Nothing Can Kill the Grimace!" Comes from short-lived but surprisingly good Clerks: the Animated Series. As far as I know, it's true and the Grimace is unkillable. (check out our other version of "Nothing Can Kill the Grimace," here on Teepublic too!)

For those times when customers need to know who you really are

Introducing our hilarious and quirky "Funny Names" T-shirt collection, where creativity and humor blend seamlessly to bring you a truly unique fashion statement! These tees are designed to add a splash of joy and amusement to your wardrobe, making you the life of any party or gathering.

clerks for trump

We’re gonna need a bigger boat! SALSA SHARK!

Applesauce B*tch

Jay and silent bob

Snooch to the nooch

One of those days? Let Dante Hicks say it for you.

Aries Custom Graphics "Snoochie Boochies" design.

He's crying man. Literally brought to tears.

"Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in,next to soccer."

Sixteen candles with 16 Randalls

Name and number.

Jay And Silent Bob

Office Space - Alternative Movie Poster

My entry to the TeePubic Jay and Silent Bob Competition. Inspired by Kevin Smith's characters of Jay and Silent Bob (Obviously), but more importantly their superhero alter ego's "Bluntman and Chronic". Featuring a style based on the cover art of Batman's classic "Death in the Family" I love how this turned out.

Line from Olaf's Berserker from Clerks as heard on Jay and Silent Bob minute

Jay and Silent Bob

The shirt for the podcaster who has everything... except time to do anything except podcast.

WELL? How can this be!?

Floppy disk i am your father usb

The gorgeous geek in black and white

Look Kids! It's the New Jersey Puck Knockers! [Applause] For hockey fans and skivvy stoners alike, this jersey-style design will be sure to knock everyone's...socks off.

Tyler Labine walks into the set after a Steelers game in "Zack & Miri"

A shirt for our podcast where we breakdown the Jay and silent Bob movies 1 minute at a time starting with the classic Clerks.

It's about time the Boy Blunter got his own Hockey Logo! This parody of the Ottawa Senators Logo has been rendered as the Hemp Knight's trusty ward, Chronic! It's gonna take more than some common BobHawks jersey to proclaim you love for these heroes of the View Askewniverse. It's gonna take the power of Chronic! (With white border for dark colored shirts) Get this shirt! Check some Cock-Knockers into the boards! Then Smoke a Doob! Noodge!

Mooby the Golden Calf has something special for you!

Silent Bob: Hunter of the VHS tape

Stop Cruddy Lung