Funeral Baseball T-Shirts

Mock ... yeah! Ing ... yeah! Bird ... yeah! Your favorite from Dumb and Dumber!

FUNERAL DOOM - "This is what it sounds like when you die"

The Mortuary Mayhem Podcast logo.

Hey! Ever Seen Them Towing a Trailer Behind a Hearse? Guess Not! That’s because you can’t take it with you. A Funeral is The Last Haul for Worldly Possessions. Material goods are not what you think they are once you actually grow up. And they’re not how intelligent people keep score - even though it may seem funny there in the Sports Bar! Haaa! Makes a great T-shirt and you ought to see how cool it looks in an Acrylic Block on your desk. VivaChas!

Laurel & Hardy Quotes: 'If Any Of You Cry At My Funeral, I'll Never Speak To You Again'

If you’re a funeral director, mortician, or death care industry worker — then this clever graphic design is just for you! It makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone who is into embalming, burial, cremation, undertaking, hearse driving, funeral home management, or the dead.

Live in Zeitz

True Norwegian Black Metal

Live in Leipzig

Live in Leipzig

The Mortuary Mayhem podcast logo.

True Norwegian Black Metal

Soulside Journey

A sweet little cross stitch to decorate your home. Design by Anna Peachey.

An "illuminated" squirrel stands upon an inverted pyramid before the seal of The Great Tree. In the pyramid below are symbols known only to the Squirrelanati including the Walnut of Providence, the traditional funeral square below the golden nutcracker along with the sacred words "IN NUCES SPERAMUS". Wear the symbol and if you dare become a part of The New Squirrel Order.

Goatmoon

Burzum

Fern Frieren

Denken

Get your funeral flow on! Design by Anna Peachey.

Badger's Drift Funeral Services

Two old potatoes meet with the funeral director discover the many cremation options.

Black Metal

If you’re a funeral director, mortician, or death care industry worker — then this clever graphic design is just for you! It makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone who is into embalming, burial, cremation, undertaking, hearse driving, funeral home management, or the dead.

Belphegor

From the episode "Selma's Choice" of The Simpsons.

Belphegor

A design featuring Frieren the elf girl character as Frieren the Slayer in minimalist silhouette style from Sousou no Frieren Frieren Beyond Journeys End or Frieren at Funeral anime fall 2023 SNF65

"Cemetery Gates" Original Artwork by Allie Hartley

Xasthur - The Funeral of Being - Depressive Black Metal

quiet blue tomb

Add a touch of humor to your funeral plans with this quirky design. Featuring the text „At my funeral throw the bouquet off my casket into the crowd to find out who goes next,” this design is sure to elicit a chuckle or two. Perfect for those with a lighthearted approach to life, this design is available on a range of products including t-shirts, stickers, and phone cases. Grab yours today and bring a smile to everyone’s faces!

Moonblood

Prince Philip - The Duke of Edinburgh

in memory of our favorite vanguard, Cayde-6 and his ghost, Sundance