"Was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. Just delivered the bomb, The Hiroshima Bomb. Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. Eleven-Hundred Men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about half an hour, A Tiger, Thirteen-footer. you know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You can tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. Well we didn't know. 'Cause our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us as overdue for a week.
Curiously, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, "Oh no, not again!" Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly *why* the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.
"I Wanna Be There When Karma Dry Fucks Your Ass With A Cactus": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic and offensive adult humor, it humorously expresses the desire to witness poetic justice being served to someone who deserves it. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.
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Celebrating diverse cultures, this design embraces and supports multilingual learners, fostering a sense of pride in teaching and promoting language diversity.
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Vince Clortho Key Master of Gozer from the original GhostBusters movie! This shirt shows the whole monologue from Rick Moranis. "Gozer the traveler, He will come on one of the prechosen forms, during the rectification of the vuldronaii, the traveler came as a large and moving TORB! Then during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a giant sloar! Many shubs and zulls knew what was to be roasted in the depths of the sloar on that day I can tell you!" ... Are you the gate keeper?!
NOTE: This design is only available on TeePublic. If you are purchasing it anywhere else, it is a low quality copy of art designed by "CoolDojoBro"
Whatever your political views -- Republican, Democrat, Independent, Trump, anti-Trump, conservative, liberal, Tea Party, #blacklivesmatter, or other -- we can all agree that Spock with the Star Trek party brings the logic that's right for the country now! Get this funny T-shirt for your favorite geek (even if it's you).
Bad Brains are an American rock band formed in Washington, D.C. in 1977. They are widely regarded as among the pioneers of hardcore punk, though the band's members have objected to this term to describe their music.They are also an adept reggae band, while later recordings featured elements of other genres like funk, heavy metal, hip hop and soul.
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