German Teacher Baseball T-Shirts

This design contains a funny english translation of the german saying: "Niemand kann mir das Wasser reichen." into: "Nobody can reach me the water."

Great to wear to while working your dog. Let people know you are training and they should keep their distance. Great for dogs who are reactive to people and other dogs. Let them know ahead of time. Great gift.

They teach you when to use 'den', 'der', 'das' or 'des' - or 'die', 'dem', 'den' - and help you appreciate the language of Hegel, Goethe and Lessing. Give it up for your favorite teacher! Ein Hoch auf den Sprachlehrer!

Gesundheit / Funny Type Design

German Theatre, Bertolt Brecht, design by my own human hand.

Andre Breton - Vive Le Surrealisme

When linguists talk about the historical relationship between languages, they use a tree metaphor. An ancient source (say, Indo-European) has various branches (e.g., Romance, Germanic), which themselves have branches (West Germanic, North Germanic), which feed into specific languages (Swedish, Danish, Norwegian). A language family is a group of languages related through descent from a common ancestral language or parental language, called the proto-language of that family. The term "family" reflects the tree model of language origination in historical linguistics, which makes use of a metaphor comparing languages to people in a biological family tree.

Weltschmerz, German expression, handwritten by my own human hand. Weltschmerz literally translates into world-pain denotes a deep sadness about the inadequacy or imperfection of the world. Great gift for philosophy nerds, angsty nihilist and melancholic German student.

Language Tree - Linguistic Graphic

This design contains a funny english translation of the german saying: "Ich glaub' mein Schwein pfeift!" into: "I believe my pig whistles!"