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A luxury towel with the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything embroidered along with the cover phrase of the Guide.

Marvin The Paranoid Android Cartoon, hand drawn in high resolution for a crisp print

Marvin The Paranoid Android Cartoon, hand drawn in high resolution for a crisp print

Life? Don't talk to me about life. Hand drawn Marvin the Paranoid Android design. High resolution for a crisp print.

Deep breaths, Keep Calm, don't panic.

deep thought

Venn Diagram - Life, the Universe & Everything

“The Answer to the Great Question... Of Life, the Universe and Everything... Is... Forty-two,' said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.”

Dont panic

Large friendly letters

Don't Panic.

If he’s good enough for the entire universe, he’s good enough for us!

Hitchhiking 102 is probably that you should start panicking, tbf.

Shark week.

My Babel Fish does not Translate Stupid

The Answer to The Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe and Everything in barcode and binary form.

What to prove would be Quad erat demonstrandum. In the text to the legendary Babel Fish Douglas Adams or God himself gives the evidence that it can not exist. QED Babel Fish is a purposely simple design in the otherwise familiar abbreviation Qed from the Euclid textbook, which would be to prove and is such an ideal gift for all nerd geeks mathematician physicists atheists and friends of fantastic science fiction.

Marvin

the message left by the dolphins when they departed Planet Earth just before it was demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams)

Don’t Panic (morse code) design.

"Your towel – Just about the most massively useful thing any interstellar Hitchhiker can carry. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the beady sea vapours; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you — daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course you can dry yourself off with it if it's clean enough."

Back Off

Nerd & Geek Design to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Deep Thought, after ages, gives the answer to the last questions of humanity. Life, the Universe and just about everything, it's: 42. Have fun with this design which is also a great gift for all nerds, geeks and Douglas Adam`s fans.

Mostly harmless.

A bit of background: Heublein bottled pre-mixed cocktails up until the late 1970s. They were used particularly in the airline industry, and tiny bottles of Heublein drinks are still collector's items.

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish is the fourth book of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "trilogy of six books" written by Douglas Adams mashup with loony tunes

The Don't Panic. Inspired by the book and 2005 movie "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". This tee, a towl and your all good...

the answer is...

42 Life The Universe Everything

Don't Panic Typographic

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