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Miskatonic University graphic design illustration featuring a hilarious Cthulhu.

A parody beer label for Lovecraft and Cthulhu fanatics. "The nightmare corpse-city of R'lyeh...was built in measureless eons behind history by the vast, loathsome shapes that seeped down from the dark stars. There lay great Cthulhu and his hordes, hidden in green slimy vaults." — H. P. Lovecraft, "The Call of Cthulhu"

Show the world your love for all things Lovecraft

Cryptozoology is literally the study of “hidden animals.” It is derived from the Greek κρυπτός, or kryptos, meaning ”hidden” + zoology. This Department is dedicated to the search for animals whose existence has not been proven, and the living examples of animals that are considered extinct. Given that you've completed all your assignments, there is a lovely Department T-shirt awaiting you on the other side of this lecture. multiple colors and styles - order a size up if you are in doubt.

You will study till death

For all fans of macabre horror & those who walk along the edge of infinite madness and terror. Be the envy of all your friends with this striking design of ultimate cosmic horror

For all fans of macabre horror & those who walk along the edge of infinite madness and terror. Be the envy of all your friends with this striking design of ultimate cosmic horror

For all fans of macabre horror & those who walk along the edge of infinite madness and terror. Be the envy of all your friends with this striking design of ultimate cosmic horror

For all fans of macabre horror & those who walk along the edge of infinite madness and terror. Be the envy of all your friends with this striking design of ultimate cosmic horror

For all fans of macabre horror & those who walk along the edge of infinite madness and terror. Be the envy of all your friends with this striking design of ultimate cosmic horror

For all fans of macabre horror & those who walk along the edge of infinite madness and terror. Be the envy of all your friends with this striking design of ultimate cosmic horror

For all fans of macabre horror & those who walk along the edge of infinite madness and terror. Be the envy of all your friends with this striking design of ultimate cosmic horror

This design prints best on black. I also have an Alt version that prints great on colors. See my store.

“Ever Their praises, and abundance to the Black Goat of the Woods. Iä! Shub-Niggurath! Iä! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!” — H. P. Lovecraft, The Whisperer in Darkness

Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate.

Also comes in a white and black print. See my store.

“The Thing cannot be described - there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order. A mountain walked or stumbled. If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings; but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful.” ― H. P. Lovecraft, "The Call of Cthulhu"

“It seemed to be a sort of monster, or symbol representing a monster, of a form which only a diseased fancy could conceive. If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing.” ― H.P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

IN commemoration of HP Lovecrafts birthday, I've designed a Cola parody design fit for the king of horror fiction.

This spooky take on a medical staff, or caduceus, is a tongue in cheek shout out to H.P. Lovecraft, the old-school master of horror. Wear it on Halloween as a sublte costume. Or wear it every day and enjoy the puzzled looks of people who aren't in the know.

Miskatonic Drinking Club - HPL IPA, CTHULHU, When the stars are right, the drinks will flow, At The Mugs Of Madness

"Ever Their praises, and abundance to the Black Goat of the Woods. Iä! Shub-Niggurath! Iä! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!" — H. P. Lovecraft, The Whisperer in Darkness

From the lost 1938 expedition to Nepal.

"They were the blasphemous fish-frogs of the nameless design--living and horrible"

Three town fathers, (Marsh, Gilman & Orne) founded 3M in Innsmouth, Massachusetts, in 1902. Originally a "mining" venture, the company moved to Arkham and began research and producing talismans in 1907. 3M finally became financially stable in 1916, in large part due to the increased demand for hexes (both protective and offensive) as part of the U.S. war effort.

The official seal of the ill-fated Miskatonic expedition to the Antarctic

"Nyarlathotep...the crawling chaos...I am the last...I will tell the audient void...." — H. P. Lovecraft, "Nyarlathotep"

"It was called...'The Esoteric Order of Dagon', and was undoubtedly a debased, quasi-pagan thing imported from the East a century before..." - H.P. Lovecraft, The Shadow over Innsmouth

The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are, and the Old Ones shall be. Not in the spaces we know, but between them. They walk serene and primal, undimensioned and to us unseen.

Happy Family

Miskatonic Drinking Club, CTHULHU, When the stars are right, the drinks will flow, At The Mugs Of Madness

Cthulhu Tshirt, Cthulhu and Lovecraft Shirt. Do you love reading Fantasy and Fiction? Do you loves drinking Coffee? Do you want to study at the Miskatonic University, Necromancy Department? Do you worship Cthulhu and all things Lovecraft? Then this awesome Cthulhu Miskatonic University shirt could be exactly what you need. Cthulhu shirt, Miskatonic University Tee Shirt.

Show the world you learned from the very best

Miskatonic Drinking Club - HPL IPA, CTHULHU, When the stars are right, the drinks will flow, At The Mugs Of Madness

"It was called...'The Esoteric Order of Dagon', and was undoubtedly a debased, quasi-pagan thing imported from the East a century before..." - H.P. Lovecraft, The Shadow over Innsmouth

"In that secret cave in the bowels of Voormithadreth...abides from eldermost eons the god Tsathoggua. You shall know Tsathoggua by his great girth and his batlike furriness and the look of a sleepy black toad which he has eternally. He will rise not from his place, even in the ravening of hunger, but will wait in divine slothfulness for the sacrifice." - Clark Ashton Smith, "The Seven Geases"