Nick Offerman Baseball T-Shirts

This swan is strongly masculine, extremely Libertarian, emotionally detached, and has an epic dislike of public speaking. He can craft, by hand, sturdy wood strip canoes. He is a regular at Mulligan's Steak House, and he eats a lot of bacon.

I only have Netflix to binge watch Parks and Recreation over and over!

"I want this night to get kraaazy. Get me a shot of snake juice. I hear it has a dope aftertaste." - Ancient Pawnee Proverb

watercolor portrait of the Swanson

When you spend most of your life avoiding modern technology, sometimes something small helps you see how amazing it can be. Sometimes all it takes is an excellent rectangle.

We all know she would be the best president!

Nick Offerman. one part actor, one part writer, one part carpenter, All Man.

Hail Zorp!

You had me at meat tornado. Swanson's Meats only provides the highest quality meat!

A caricature of Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec.

You were my purpose.

Ron Genius Swanson

RON SWANSON QUOTE PARKS AND RECREATION

The corporate logo of AMAYA- the mysterious computer company at the center of DEVS. Great gift for quantum computing aficionados, great gift for sci-fi mystery fans, great gift for silicon valley types and programmers.