Sarcastic Distancing Baseball T-Shirts

You're standing in my aura.

Keep a sense of humor with a bit of sarcasm during quarantine, read books, watch movies, play video games, but don't forget to wash your hands and put on the face mask while going out, and no HUGS! keep calm and stay home! quarantine will not last forever! Let's stop the virus by staying at home and isolating from other people. Support a healthy life by wearing this flu virus awareness tee. Great for any self-isolating or social distancing people, who want to stay healthy and don't get the germs infection.

I'm Only Outside Because I Need Food

I have no friends design

It's Just Too Peopley Outside saying for antisocial introverts and sarcastic quote lovers. This snarky thought is for social distancing, quarantine the introverted.

...But hot

The perfect gift idea for social introverts who love to read books and won't go outside without their book. Funny sarcastic design in vintage retro style with quote about introvert book club members.

Gross

i want to be invited but i don't want to go funny design

A group of kittens is called a kindle, a flock of crows is called a murder, and a group of humans is called a hard pass, at least if you're an introvert.

It's a great conversation starter and a way to express your playful yet assertive personality. Share the laughter with friends and family, and let them know you're not to be trifled with when you sport this unforgettable design.

Here is a funny and sarcastic graphic about handwashing and dirty minds!

No thank you is nicer than hell no

You read my shirt that's enough social interaction for one day is a funny and awesome gift

When you've had just about enough of social distancing and you've decided on the best final solution....put on this t-shirt an announce your intentions to the world....and go back to bed!