Edgar Allen Poe Vaulter Funny Writer Guy Baseball T-Shirt

Once upon a midnight dreary, as Edgar Allan Poe pondered, weak and weary, A curious notion came to his mind, bizarre and eerie. He thought of a writer, a vaulter most absurd, Whose penmanship could make readers laugh, of that he was assured. This writer, with a quill in hand, soared through the air, In literary gymnastics, he had no compare. His words danced and somersaulted on the page, Leaving readers bewildered, caught in a comical rage. With each story he crafted, he aimed for the jest, Tickling funny bones, putting readers to the test. His tales, a blend of mirth and mystery, Left readers both bewildered and full of glee.