The Seahorse Who Growled Baseball T-Shirt

Oh my goodness, would you all stop astonishing at the fact that male horses give birth to babies and not the female. It’s getting old, you know. All the daze about this fact has clouded the vision of people to my beauty. Big, blue eyes, which can stare deep into your soul, a curvaceous body, and a mouth like a coach’s whistle how can you not look at me? And the feast doesn’t even end there my turquoise fin sits like a crown on my orange body. Also, I am tired of everyone thinking that we are these meek little things who neigh like horses. Well, you are wrong, okay? I growl…grrrr!