Bathroom Humor Merch

please no selfies in the bathroom

Funny blue morpho butterfly pun for dad jokes, pooping babies and insect lovers with a weird sense of humor.

It's a funny take on superheroes featuring a cartoon toilet paper roll flying in to save the day. Perfect for anyone who loves bathroom humor and poop jokes.

Undefeated Toilet Clogging Champ. Perfect Gift Idea for your amazing Undefeated Toilet Clogging Champ friends and family members!

Sometimes you just prefer the warm, porcelain embrace of a close friend to the cold, serviceable touch of a stranger.

Have a nice poop!

A funny bathroom sign for centaurs.

Take A Shower

Undefeated Toilet Clogging Champ. Perfect Gift Idea for your amazing Undefeated Toilet Clogging Champ friends and family members!

The "Born to shit, forced to wipe" t-shirt design takes a fiery and skeletal twist, visually capturing the irreverent essence of the humorous phrase. Featuring a screaming skeleton engulfed in flames, this design transforms the mundane act of bathroom hygiene into a blazing spectacle of dark humor. The intense imagery adds a touch of edginess, appealing to those who enjoy a bold and unconventional approach to expressing life's everyday absurdities. This shirt becomes more than just a garment; it becomes a fiery statement that combines macabre aesthetics with a cheeky sense of humor, making it a standout piece for those who appreciate a unique and daring style.

For that person who is always bothering you at the office, you have some much more important business to doo.

Cartoon toilet paper tells cute poop emoji that if he goes down he is taking poop with him.

Do you text, catch up on the news, update social media, watch memes all while your potty business? Then you've got what it takes to be in the big leagues and become a "Major League Dumper"

Toilet paper is becoming one of the most valuable resources nowadays. But realizing that there is no toilet paper anymore is not a worst-case scenario in a crisis but also on normal days.

Eat Sleep Skibidi Toilet Repeat - Skibidi Toilet Meme

A little positive message from your bathroom companion.

If you pee on the seat, your toothbrush will be used to clean it up!

I Farted While You Were Talking

Eat Sleep Skibidi Toilet Repeat - Skibidi Toilet Meme

Funny toilet humor design featuring a hand drawn toilet an stick man with the phrase "Undefeated toilet clogging champ"

christmas poo emoji

Funny animal names

I love pooping in the woods camping design for those with a sense of humor about going to the bathroom in the woods while camping.

Sometimes there’s too much bread

collecting rings doesn't help this problem

Are you the undefeated toilet champion? Nor do you need too much concentration to keep your title? So this is a great product for you or to give someone special. A good gift for your mistress, your friend, family member, co-worker, employee, classmate or teacher.

In case it wasn't already obvious, please do not dive into the bathtub. You have been warned. The water is shallow.

We've lifted off!

Drawing of a toilet. This is a great product for you or to give someone special. A good gift for your lover, your friend, a family member, co-worker, employee, class colleague or teacher.

It's magnificent pee pee

The other day I asked my step-son how I can help him remember to LIFT the seat before he goes... he gave me that look "sheesh don't you know already" and sighed dramatically responding with "... well if you put a sticker up there I'd remember, no sticker no rememory" So there you have it... I now have these stickers on all toilets and it works!