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Oh! "Bidet" fine sir

Never need toilet paper again

Bidet traininf

CRIKEY! WASH YOUR BUTT, MATE!

You can certainly try....

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Corn cob sticking out of toilet is a rural bidet.

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Charly Garcia's song

Poor unfortunate bowls, in pain, in need.

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Oh Boy, So Good!

Oh Boy, So Good!

Punny Birthday Card

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Unicorn with wings

The toilet is an essential item for your bathroom.

Lama and bird in the night world

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Why are we running out toilet paper? This guy doesn't know.

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