Birds Arent Real Merch

Birds are real.

The United States Department of Mechanized Avian Surveillance is the government agency responsible for replacing every single living bird with robotic replicas for the sole purpose of tracking private citizens. Birds aren't real man! Wake up!

The "Birds Aren't Real" typography design is a witty and satirical concept that playfully suggests that birds are actually surveillance drones. This design is perfect for individuals with a keen sense of humor, conspiracy theory enthusiasts, or those who appreciate clever and ironic statements. It's an ideal gift choice for anyone looking to add a touch of humor and intrigue to their wardrobe, sparking conversations and laughter wherever they go.

The "Birds Aren't Real" typography design is a witty and satirical concept that playfully suggests that birds are actually surveillance drones. This design is perfect for individuals with a keen sense of humor, conspiracy theory enthusiasts, or those who appreciate clever and ironic statements. It's an ideal gift choice for anyone looking to add a touch of humor and intrigue to their wardrobe, sparking conversations and laughter wherever they go.

A trending design for people who believe in conspiracy theories.

A trending design for conspiracy theorists.

This is no conspiracy theory. Surveillance Drone and Robotic Replica Awareness is a cause I cannot support enough. The government has replaced every living bird with robotic replicas that function as surveillance drones to keep tabs on the citizenry. Birds are always watching. Stay vigilant!

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Fake bird charging on a phone cable

Do you like conspiracy theories but don't quite believe them? Want to show pride in your knowledge while also admitting you enjoy a good conspiracy? Then here you are, your shirt can be your statement, Birds ARE Real, dangit! Check out the my other designs, featuring: Flat Earth, the Moon Landing, and Paul McCartney's living status! Available black, white, pink, and teal styles.

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Are birds real? Funny conspiracy theory design with birds flying from the text that says SPIES IN THE SKIES.

Do you like conspiracy theories but don't quite believe them? Want to show pride in your knowledge while also admitting you enjoy a good conspiracy? Then here you are, your shirt can be your statement, Birds ARE Real, dangit! Check out the my other designs, featuring: Flat Earth, the Moon Landing, and Paul McCartney's living status! Available black, white, pink, and teal styles.

If It Spies It Dies - Funny Cat Attacking Cute Bird

Do you like conspiracy theories but don't quite believe them? Want to show pride in your knowledge while also admitting you enjoy a good conspiracy? Then here you are, your shirt can be your statement, Birds ARE Real, dangit! Check out the my other designs, featuring: Flat Earth, the Moon Landing, and Paul McCartney's living status! Available black, white, pink, and teal styles.

"got birds?" is the new "got milk?" ...but with birds!

Birds Are Not Real

Stay vigilant! Our tee exposes the truth behind the conspiracy. 'THEY ARE WATCHING US!' A broken façade reveals the government's pigeon spy cams. Dare to question reality with this chillingly humorous design!

Bigfoot tells his friends Humans aren't real. Funny Bigfoot meme

Do you like conspiracy theories but don't quite believe them? Want to show pride in your knowledge while also admitting you enjoy a good conspiracy? Then here you are, your shirt can be your statement, Birds ARE Real, dangit! Check out the my other designs, featuring: Flat Earth, the Moon Landing, and Paul McCartney's living status! Available black, white, pink, and teal styles.

Birds are Spies

Have you ever seen one drink?

Let everyone know how edgy you are and that you’re wise to the plot. Celebrate Birds Aren't Real Movement with this Vintage Graphic tee. Great fit for all you so you can confront all of your family and friends when they try to spread Conspiracy Theories.

For the birds

I trust the government, but they don't trust me.

All a myth

Just the Brotherhood of Steel subtly letting everyone know that SCORCHBEASTS ARE A PLOT BY THE ENCLAVE TO SPY ON EVERYONE IN APPALACHIA! WAKE UP SHEEPLESQUATCHES!

We all know that the birds are really government drones created for spying on us all.

Ever wondered what is so special about a pigeons?

Let everyone know how edgy you are and that you’re wise to the plot. Celebrate Birds Aren't Real Movement with this Vintage Graphic tee. Great fit for all you so you can confront all of your family and friends when they try to spread Conspiracy Theories.

Beautiful little birds

Let everyone know how edgy you are and that you’re wise to the plot. Celebrate Birds Aren't Real Movement with this Vintage Graphic tee. Great fit for all you so you can confront all of your family and friends when they try to spread Conspiracy Theories.