Blanche Deveraux Merch

Leave the lanai at once!

Blanche Devereaux doesn't play!

Remember when Blanche thought Danny Thomas was a lesbian? Every Golden Girls fan does.

Blanche mentions the next time her name appears in print it better ready "Blanche Devereaux, 39" so here's a tribute to that quote in sports jersey form.

Blanche Deveraux / Original 80s Style Fan Art Design

Blanche Deveraux / Original 80s Style Fan Art Design

Blanche Deveraux // Original 80s Style Fan Art Design

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Blanche Devereaux - Damn I'm Good

Blanche Devereaux is a character from the sitcom television series The Golden Girls, and its spin-off The Golden Palace.

All quality moms scheme on behalf of their daughters!

Our Lady of Savagery, Dorothy Zbornak, is the perfect goddess to emulate--loyal, hilarious, and she don't take no shit, baby.

They only shot a herring out of a cannon once. After that, no other herring would do it.

Hey, you'd be cranky if your name was "Zbornak" after your cheating weasel of an ex, too. Be golden in your own way, and to hell with the haters.

In the "Bringing Up Baby" episode Blanche says she has four kids, but we know that's a lie because she has three sons and two daughters. This is a tribute to them. (Generally within the GG fandom community it is accepted that Skippy is a nickname for Matthew who is mentioned another time)

Our Lady of Kindness & Herring, Rose Nylund, is the perfect goddess to emulate--loving, funny, and ever-so-slightly dippy. But that's the way we like her.

Blanche's sister needs a kidney and Rose asks why she would need a kidney. And this is one of Dorothy's most classic sarcastic responses in all of Golden Girls history

Life your life like Our Ladies of the Golden Life Goals--with good friends, cheesecake, and lots of humor.

Golden Girls guest star Sondra Currie's on screen end credit as seen in the episode "Big Daddy's Little Lady"

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Both Dorothy Zbornak and Elizabeth Bennet are surrounded by duds and disappointments.

Who needs a clear-headed, long-sighted, and best-judging friend? Nobody!

An iconic Blanche Devereaux quote spelled phonetically of course.

When the girls hire a mysterious housekeeper named Marguerite she replies that she doesn't go for that freaky stuff (neither do Dorothy and Rose).

Perfect gift for Golden Girls fans.