Bloodsucka Merch

Now you can represent Vanessa and Summer's favorite yogurt shop.

The logo for fast food franchise Sucka's badass burgers as seen in the feature film Xanadu Hellfire

Vampirella

A full picture of BSJ too much for ya? Then try the simple icon version of the baddest mofo with the killer afro.

Bloodsucka Jones striking the classic hero pose.

The Impaler! Vlad the Impaler is known as the Real Dracula. Vlad the Impaler, Prince of Wallachia (now Romania), also known in Romania as Vlad Tepes.

Go enormous or go home with BSJ's giant mug on your chest

Celebrate the awesomeness of the hit independent film, "Non-Stop To Comic-Con" with this shirt version of the feature film's poster!

A super cool and super serious new logo for the badest mofo with the killer afro! This time the text is on the bottom! Ooooooo!

The logo for the second adventure of Bloodsucka Jones.

Now you too can support fake local businesses with this first shirt from the upcoming seuqel, "Bloodsucka Jones Vs. The Creeping Death"!

The square (credit-less) version of the poster for the epic "Xanadu Helfire"

A super cool and super serious new logo for the badest mofo with the killer afro!

A little design made for Bloodsucka Jones by the inimitable Justin Jones at Tinbot Illustration. Go check his stuff out! https://www.facebook.com/tinbotillustration/?fref=ts

A subtle message for the daily horde of cretins

Seems like Bloodsucka Jones might have let himself go a bit. I hope he somehow finds a way to get back in shape via montage.

Shirt kinda speaks for itself.

Words of wisdom from Bloodsucka Jones.

Hunky Steve wants you to know somethin'.

Relive the exhilaration of Carlos's triumphant return with this finely typed on shirt.

"It's a robot and a squirrel - and they're best friends."

When you have to get out of a situation and into another there's no better way than...

Feeling patriotic or like you need a swoop of striped stars with your BSJ? Well, here ya go then.

Well, they kinda are.

Well, it is.

You want some actual Bloodsucka Jones on your stars and stripes? Well, fine then - ya got that too!

Proudly wear the logo of the production company that brought you Bloodsucka Jones!

If there's one thing Bloodsucka Jones loves...

I mean it's a dolphin, in a sombrero, cursing for no good reason. You shouldn't need any other justification for getting this shirt.