Constipated Merch

Constipated... the way I DON'T GIVE A SHIT Funny orangutan with sunglasses design. Perfect for people who love: orangutans and not giving a shit

what it seems like procrastination is actually constipation of mind

Loved making this cute, funny minimal quoted emotionally constipated in colorful letters design. I hope a lot of you who are emotionally constipated like me enjoyed this one.

Funny t-shirt, funny shirt, funny gift, funny saying

Basically how we are feeling today

French pun / insult. When it's not enough to say someone is dumb, you can also imply he's constipated.

French pun / insult. When it's not enough to say someone is dumb, you can also imply he's constipated.

Played by Jason, Theran is a broody dark elf who doesn't have time for shinanigans...unless you're a pretty Teifling named Lellia ;)

A funny coffee mug design featuring a constipated toad on the toilet drinking his coffee and hoping to cross the finish line.

No poop much pain