I'm Convinced the Gym has a Shrink Ray Crewneck Sweatshirt

You just had an awesome pump at the gym! Every single rep had perfect mind-muscle connection as you kept perfect form every single set. Your muscles are now bulging as you marvel at your amazing results of years of dedication. You decide it’s time to leave and fuel your body for recovery. You get home and walk past the mirror only to catch a quick glance with your peripheral and you reluctantly stop mid-movement. You slowly start to turn your head toward this reflective evil object of distortion even though you know what you are about to see is the evil work of the gym’s shrink ray. Your eyes widen open and mouth gaping with shock and awe seeing that massive pump you just had 5 minutes ago is completely obliterated. But it’s okay, because y