The Eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckleburg Crewneck Sweatshirt

The eyes of Doctor T. J. Eckleburg are blue and gigantic—their retinas are one yard high. They look out of no face, but, instead, from a pair of enormous yellow spectacles which pass over a non-existent nose. Evidently some wag of an oculist set them there to fatten his practice in the borough of Queens, and then sank down himself into eternal blindness, or forgot them and moved away. Now, any literature enthusiast can allow these ominous oculars to peer out from their shirt or household item.