Bonjour, je m'appelle Lafayette Crewneck Sweatshirt

Zee Lancelot of zee revolutionary set! Did you know that Lafayette was a teenager when he was made a general and met George Washington? Lafayette didn't realize that the title was only honorific, so the young nobleman took it seriously, and asked for men to command. Anyone else would've even been laughed out of the colonies, but something about him caught Washington's attention, and in time, and Lafayette was given the opportunity to live up to the title. He did, he helped us win the Revolution, and the rest, as they say, is history.