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At first glance you have a sweeter than pie unicorn with sparkles and stars, but look a little closer because this unicorn's making threats: I can and will end you. For those who like their snark absurd, tongue in cheek, and with a wink.

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From the classic Muscle Hutley comic strip, now you can wear the surreal amalgamation of Muscle and Chair from the most popular strip of all the Muscle Hutley strips! Everything is chairs, after all... so long as it is sat on...

Simple white letters on black background: "manky wee bastard". When you just embrace your identity (maybe with some self-deprecating, tongue in cheek humor) and wear it with pride.

Simple white letters on black background: "MANKY WEE BASTARD". When you just embrace your identity (maybe with some self-deprecating, tongue in cheek humor) and wear it with pride.

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go.

Simple white letters on black background: "jammy git". Sarcastic or self-aware or just classic self-deprecating British humour? Or give this to your best mate.

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go

Dead Inside

Hopefully you used the correct lasso tool

The poor Easter island heads, never a donut in sight for hundreds of years! Until finally! But wait, that is a stone donut! Gonna need really strong coffee!

You ever have one of those days where you feel like a pizza?

Laugh & Delight in the Absurdity that is reality!

This cat digs cats. Dig?

Simple white letters on black background: "I got no snacks and no respect." It's bad enough to be disrespected but to have no food?! It's the end times, dogs and cats living together, yada yada.

Simple white letters on black background: "[ironic lol]". For when you cannot even, and you're weary and exhausted. All you have left is a sarcastic, sardonic, snarky "lol".

You ever have one of those days where you feel like a pizza?

I drew pants. These are pants. Enjoy pants.

A funny and original design of a confused and a bit silly dog, he needs love and is willing to be with you. Are you willing to use it?

A humorous and slightly dark scenario for your enjoyment.

until someone gets hurt

Desperate man because the situation is out of control screams and hysterically asks everyone to calm down.

Preacher propagates his message of the end of the world and other narratives that are not reasonable... there are those who believe, but there are people who want to check the truth before listening to the strident verbiage of fear.

Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.

He's a big dill.

Adorable gift for your pessimist friend.

Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.

Stylized stencil of a cave-person couple being carried by a pterodactyl.

Hi, I'm Elong Musk

"Embrace the delightful nonsense with our 'Absurditude' tee. This design celebrates the whimsical and absurd, inviting you to find humor in the wonderfully ridiculous. Wear it as a stylish reminder that sometimes, the best way to navigate life is with a touch of absurdity."

Everything's a Drum

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go.

Simple white letters on black background: "potato seeking couch". For introverts and ambiverts and those who just want to stay home in their jammies and watching TV and eat grilled cheese. Ah, that's the life.

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