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ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

No Vacancy.

Camelot Music

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Monty Phyton and The Holy Grail

Title art for the classic 1981 sword and sorcery film.

coat of arms- with heavy metal - cruisader cross - knight crest and a alien lion / dragon.

digital painting of a sceen in a movie "excalibur"

You can see it without glasses in CINEMASCOPE

Escape to the world of King Arthur with this enchanting print featuring an inksplotched paint depiction of Castle Camelot. The intricate details and soft colors of this piece will bring a touch of whimsy and nostalgia to any room. Hang it on your wall or give it as a gift to someone special.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dennis the peasant calls out King Arthur on outdated imperialist dogma.

Experience the magic of the Arthurian legend with this mesmerizing print featuring an inksplotched paint depiction of Castle Camelot. The bold lines and vibrant colors of this piece will add a touch of history and drama to any room. Hang it on your wall or give it as a gift to someone special.

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WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then? ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Almost the Full Monty

Victorian King Arthur & Excalibur Illustration

A retrofuturistic look at the Arthurian legend with King Arthur's Camelot in the year 3000 AD.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

A middle ages- Vintage Design. Simple and authentic handmade look of a cruisader symbol and army look.

A fantastic metallic knight symbol of a wild cat / dragon lynx. Chromatic Medieval style for the animal & wildlife friend and medieval goithic fan with a touch of alien- fantasy sci-fi.

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Sir Bedevere : ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. King Arthur : This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!

So Long

African Swallow? European Swallow? Laden? Unladen? At King Arthur's Coconut Delivery Service we do it all.

A quick design.

The Woman in the Water An illustration based on the legend of the Lady of the Lake for the Encounters with the Imaginary Book 3. This main illustration was also accompanied by a short story. Excerpt: In the middle of her lake, the Lady urges those with dark hearts and cruel desires to gaze into the water. It is not always a sword they see beneath their searching reflection. Some see kingdoms beneath their thumb. Others see a power granted to them without limit. None see the pale swans effortlessly gliding across the surface of the water. The Lady lures the false kings to her breathless depths. The boats return empty. The lady continues to wait.

A minimalistic medieval cruisaders knights symbol in a very old and authentic look.

A design inspired on a mix of JFK’s administration and the cover of his favorite record, the 1960 Camelot musical.

BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch? VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt? VILLAGER #3: I got better.

This representation of king arthur's sword was created by hand drawn lettering and digital painting!

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

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The perfect gift for bird lovers! This cute pet parrot design features a hybrid Camelot macaw (Catalina macaw cross scarlet macaw). This design makes a great gift for macaw moms and dads, parrot lovers, ornithologists, friends, and family.

The Sword in the Stone

Morgan la Fay - John Spencer Stanhope

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