Citizen Crewneck Sweatshirts

A certain great and powerful king once asked a poet "What can I give you of all that I have?" He wisely replied "Anything sir... except your secret."

Vote or Die

The perfect t-shirt for all that like Forget About Problem, Chilling Out, Travel, Go To The Beaches, Golfing, Sailing, or Does Not Stress From Having A Job, Ideal gift for any Retired Nurse, Parents, Mommy, Dad, Uncle, Retiring, or Retired Teacher. Featuring unique designs, quirky puns and cool text our tshirts and apparel are perfect to wear to Any Occasion, Halloween, Gathering, Family Vacation, Thanksgiving, Holidays, or Everyday Wear, If you love fun Retirement tees this is the top for you!

Informed citizen - let people understand quickly that you know your rights and are informed of appropriate conduct within the boundaries of the law. Know your rights. Stay informed.

America

Inspired by the movie. Are you a citizen go the federation?

They've done a lot more crazy stuff than you.

I may be 60 but I’m not over the hill.

Senior citizen couple making every day count. Grow old along with me and smile,... most of the time.

Do you spend a lot of time in the penalty box?

Vote or Die

Senior Citizen Discount

Fleet does the flying, Mobile Infantry does the dying. WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

Cyborg skater

Oceania, Eurasia and Eastasia are the three fictional superstates in George Orwell's dystopian novel Nineteen Eighty-Four. All that Oceania's citizens know about the world is whatever the Party wants them to know.

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Protest against the the wastage of tax-payer's hard earned money. Protest against the coronation of Charles! Protest against monarchy! Protest against nepotism! One family hereditarily holding so much power, wealth and influence in these modern times is unacceptable! And that too at the expense of tax-payer! Join the protests!

The classic Happy Face image has aged but is still happy

Our Respect Your Local Señor Citizen makes a great Senior Citizen Pun and is for elderly people enjoy puns, Mexican culture and respect for old people. This makes a funny gift for grandpa or grandma.

You should listen to your elders, they know more $#!% than you!

Just a Fun Shirt or Sticker for fans of Star Citizen

In a mansion called Xanadu, part of a vast palatial estate in Florida, the elderly Charles Foster Kane is on his deathbed. Holding a snow globe, he utters his last word, "Rosebud", and dies. A newsreel obituary tells the life story of Kane, an enormously wealthy newspaper publisher and industrial magnate. Kane's death becomes sensational news around the world, and the newsreel's producer tasks reporter Jerry Thompson with discovering the meaning of "Rosebud".

Designed for those who are retired and in retirement.

And proud of it

The perfect t-shirt for all that like They Are Very Oldschool, Classic Music, Have A Sense Of Humor, Vintage Cars, Lived To Tell Tales, or Very Groovy and Retro, Ideal gift for any Grandpa, Parents, Born in 1969, Family Member, Mom, Dad, or Grandma. Featuring unique designs, quirky puns and cool text our tshirts and apparel are perfect to wear to Any Occasion, Fiftieth Birthday, Family Gathering, Family Vacations, or Everyday Wear, If you love fun 50th Birthday tees this is the top for you!

Protest against the the wastage of tax-payer's hard earned money. Protest against the coronation of Charles! Protest against monarchy! Protest against nepotism! One family hereditarily holding so much power, wealth and influence in these modern times is unacceptable! And that too at the expense of tax-payer! Join the protests!

We get the job done.

Rock World Citizen

Rock World Citizen

Sarcastic saying for grandpa or grandma. For the senior that still thinks young. Stay young at heart with this fun saying for older people. Distressed text.

Been wanting to do something with the Flag and came up with this one. Simple but colorful :)

“A human brain’s probable processing power is around 100 teraflops, roughly 100 trillion calculations per second. Where are my keys?” Impress everyone with your knowledge of teraflops…even if you occasionally misplace your keys.

Welcome to America

The Post War increase in birth rate, from 1946 to 1964 when 76 million Americans were born is referred to as the Baby Boom. Baby Boomers, is the term used by the the United States Census Bureau and describes the characteristics and experiences of those born before the Silent Generation and those who preceed Generation X. The Boomer Generation is believed to have initiated a redefinition of traditional values. This large group of people born during a period of affluence, are associated with privilege, more wealth, and greater opportunities. Generally speaking, they are also thought to enjoy better physical health than preceding generations, but are criticized for excessive consumerism and lack of regard for the environment. The desc...

Time makes classics of us all

Oceanside Green, Th Hole, Ocean Course