Criminal Law Crewneck Sweatshirts

You don’t want a criminal lawyer. You want a “criminal” lawyer.

An illustration of an electric chair and the caption, "Not in my name. " Below that, "Abolish capital punishment". In ivory-white on any darker colored shirt.

protect yourself

Worm's ingenious plan for burglary

Legally, California is a Stand Your Ground, or a "True Man," Jurisdiction.

Future Deputy Probation Officer

Stay safe.

Future Law Enforcement Officer

Trump: Criminal Defendant No. 2 (No Fill - Light Background) - A highly stylized illustration of President Trump standing in the ruins of the country of America he left behind as he faces an indictment of seven counts, making him the first former president to face federal criminal charges on a Dark Background

Criminal Defense

“If the JURY feels that the law under which the defendent is accused is unjust... for any reason which appeals to their logic or passion, the JURY has the power to acquit, and the courts must abide by that decision” -UNITED STATES v MOYLAN 4th Circuit Court of Appeals, 417 F.2d. 1002 (1969)

Donald Trump: Book of Morons 45:1:6 - A stylized illustration of Donald Trump as he grifts his faithfully marginalized Uneducated Moron Followers

Come up off that cat-nip fam

Not Guilty

Public Defense

My Albi. I'm only here to establish an alibi.

Is our system legitimate?

True Crime Addicted Mom cool gift - funny gift for mama, mommy, mother day, grandma, nanny, wife.

Nancy Grace

The perfect item to show support for your local boys in blue. A great gift for friends or family members.

Funny design for those wanting to plead the fifth amendment as they are in trouble so much. A great gift for those misbehaving friends

A framed photo being framed!

Donald Trump: Book of Morons 45:1:6 - A stylized illustration of Donald Trump as he grifts his faithfully marginalized Uneducated Moron Followers on a Dark Background

PD Pride

Public Defender

Public Defender pride!

Fingerprints are unique patterns of ridges and valleys on the skin of the fingertips. They are used for identification because no two fingerprints are exactly alike, even among identical twins. Fingerprints are formed during fetal development and remain unchanged throughout a person's lifetime. They are often used as a form of identification in criminal investigations and for personal identification in security systems. Fingerprints can be captured using ink or digital scanners, and are analyzed using a process called fingerprint identification.

A prosecutor's duty

That "not guilty" feeling

Hey, if you need to make a point on a tee, then why not wear ours. Simple, bold, and easy to see! It wasn't you.