Demotivational Crewneck Sweatshirts

When you're not an ~Essential Employee~, and you're completely inconsequential in all other areas too!

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T-shirt with very funny text. Not to be taken seriously.

Life sucks, then you die. If you are a pessimist and into philosophy, you will get a laugh from this tee. The happy rainbows, sun and clouds make it a perfect ironic gift for that friend who is always down in the dumps and nihilistic. Makes a great birthday, Christmas, or holiday gift idea for anyone who always sees the glass half empty. The pessimism and nihilism is strong with anyone wearing this happy tee. Life sucks then you die is a funny joke tee good for anyone that is not happy

Kirk, Spock, McCoy and Ensign Ricky beam down to the planet. Guess who's not coming back?

Reach for the stars, little dinosaur. You never know what you will achieve.

You can't just always have it your way you know. Also available in black lineart.

It's time to do what Panda's do best, sleep.

Pastel rainbow demotivational slogan design.

This meeting could have been an email.

I Got So Much Procrastinating Done Today. Funny Sarcastic Procrastinator Saying. This design is the perfect gift for family and friends that love to procrastinate and love pop culture sayings. The simple typographic statement is great on a T-Shirt, Tank Top, Hoodie, Tote Bag or Homewares.

Failure is Absolutely an Option

If at first you don't succeed, give up.

Embrace the existential dread

Funny De-motivational design based on the inspirational posters.

"Having a good laugh at my own psychological failings"

I'm Not Completely Useless. I can be used as a bad example.

The goal of most people who work is to do the least amount of work as possible, so why not just hop a train and live the hobo life? I mean, don't work, be happy, right?

Robust Enigma Sez: Get Lit, Stay Lit, Fam.

Robust Enigma Sez: Always Be Real, Always Stay Rad.

No. Your email does not find me well. Write the email you want, then write the email you should. We suspect this line not would fall under the latter - but that's up to you my snarky friend.

I wanna ride it ALL NIGHT LONG!

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am out of bed. I have better things do, like nap.

The one thing Pietas reminds Luc is who is the king and who is not. Why not grab the opportunity to say the same thing?

Mentally unstable.

Why go big when I can just go home, it's so nice there.

A rat race is an endless, self-defeating, or pointless pursuit. The phrase equates humans to rats attempting to earn a reward such as cheese, in vain, so the term is commonly associated with an exhausting, repetitive lifestyle that leaves no time for relaxation or enjoyment. This '80s design celebrates being active participants in the rat race in pursuit of the American Dream.

Ideal gift for introverts and shy. Sad words for people who think differently

I can't even. For when the day just gets a bit too much! A perfect birthday or Christmas gift.

“I have discovered that even the mediocre can have adventures and even the fearful can achieve.” ― Edmund Hillary

In the end Reality Always Wins!

It is strange the way the ignorant and inexperienced so often and so undeservedly succeed when the informed and the experienced fail. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

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