Funny Quote Crewneck Sweatshirts

a funny design for those among us who can carry it off. Self confidence is a good thing. Self belief is good too. Just be nice :-). the perfect gift for you 'life of the party' friend or family member.

It looks like you are applying a LOT of reverb on this snare drum. Are you aware it isn't 1982?

You can have my oxford comma when you take it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

When life gives you lemon, throw it back and ask for chocolate!

There Is Nothing Except Reach The Top Shelf I Can't Do That

You can have my oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands ... My fellow grammar nerds know what I'm talking about.

Funny headache quote.

Funny Stay Positive

FUNNY QUOTE

YOU LOOK FUNNY DOING THAT WITH YOUR HEAD Slogan Quote funny gift idea

It is only fair to warn others about impending shenanigans and hijinks. Use this shirt!

Don't forget to flush

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

A design for a person who doesn't hold back.

Sometimes, science is more art than science Morty!

Have a great conversation with short people without ever saying a word, all thanks to TextyTeez Wear Words!

You like this shirt? Just kidding I don't give a care...

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

I finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

Dream Kid Meme. "Have You Ever Had a Dream...You Could Do Anything". The perfect funny / inspirational gift for anyone!

I hate my job toilet paper and toothbrush. Funny gift.

Hell no!

My Stomach is Flat. The L is Just Silent.

You're living the dream all right! We designed this shirt for cool people who are living life to the fullest! Ironic hipsters, funny cool dudes and happy people! Awesome present for a fun person!

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye--or an i, the imaginary number missing from this equation gone wrong. The perfect gift for math teachers, or for anyone who enjoys a geeky pun.

Some holy smack talk for you all...

I Tried To Be Normal Once - Funny Sarcasm Design

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Funny Quote There's Highway To Hell And Stairway To Heaven

Look at me I'm Chandler Could I be wearing anymore clothes?

The no balance running shirt exemplifies athletic achievement! Available with a white logo for dark colors also with a female runner. And don't forget to check on the baby onesie!

She is his lobster too!

World's OKAYEST Runner

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to a club that will accept me as a member.

Slow Down