Funny Quotes Crewneck Sweatshirts

100% adorableness for total fan awesomeness!

There's just none. No crying... ever! So matter what, keep those tears inside. No! I dont care if you were just hit in the head by a 100mph pitch. There's no crying!!! Stop it!!!

That is the way Chandler whips!

Detailed Illustration of the characters Jay and Silent Bob with a twist. Featuring South park style characters with a funny quote/rap.

From the ranks of the common men you rose, laying waste to all challengers. Tales of your epic exploits have risen from the carnage of those who would stand in your way. Your stories of inspiration can be found woven into everything from the pre-game speeches of coaches to pre-mission talks of Navy Seal commanders. You are . . . The Man, The Myth, The Legend.

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I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well shit, that didn't work' funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

Ladies and Gentlemen ... Mr Conway Twitty

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I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It

The only recipe for a night of drinking. You drank too much! It's the morning after a wicked party and you know there's only one way out - the hair of the dog that bit you. Hangover help from eBrush Design!

Come on boys. Time to pay the piper. It's Payday. I got a check for you. A simple statement of fact from eBrush Design.

Golden Girls

ADHD funny tshirt design for kids, men and women. great as a gift!

"It's Not An Addiction Until You've Sucked Dick For It": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic, offensive adult humor, and rude undertones, this design humorously challenges the notion of addiction, prompting viewers to reconsider their perceptions with a provocative twist. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Offensive Adult Humor + My Five Moods , ignite your passion for fashion. Elevate your wardrobe with our My Five Moods, funny offensive, offensive, adult humor merchandise. Don't miss out on the opportunity to redefine your style. Buy now and experience the epitome of elegance!

I work hard so my dog can have a better life.

The Choice is Yours

something is brewing....be positive!

I wasn't listening so i'm going to smile, nod and hope for the best funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

oh my god, he admit it! paul... paul... you have no. good. car. ideas!!

No No Nope. Maybe a meme protest, the nope resistance. Who cares? If you don't care, just say no. A funny and sassy quote, motivational and assertive.

As though they wish to see a glimpse of what the heat would be like Hades, old folks move to Florida in their retirement years. They have air-conditioning, but rarely use it. They eat dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon and squabble amongst themselves. And when their kids come to visit, they lay out the sofa bed with the annoying bar running down the centre of the mattress, denying any living thing a good night's sleep.

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Golden girls quotes

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Turn on a baseball game or receive some unexpected kisses from your furry canine friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to baseball or dogs.

A typographic treatment inspired by the classic 90s comedy movie Dumb and Dumber. This piece lists 20 signs that you're a fan of the movie, all inspired by the movie itself. Enjoy!

Sarcastic Humor That Awkward Moment

Get ready to unleash your inner snark with our brutally honest design: "I'm Actually Not Funny. I'm Just Really Mean And People Think I'm Joking." This is a candid confession wrapped in a layer of sarcasm, perfect for those who prefer their humor with a side of biting wit. With our design, you can finally come clean about your true intentions: you're not here to make friends, you're here to make enemies... who think you're joking. After all, why waste time with pleasantries when you could be cutting straight to the bone with your razor-sharp wit?

I Tried To Be Normal Once - Funny Sarcasm Design

Look at all those chickens goose meme

Is it hot in here or is it just me? Oh, yeah. It’s me, charter member of The Society of Trophy Husbands. We represent the greatest achievements of our wives. We are out here as arm candy, to reflect well on our better halves. Then, when the night is done, we are returned to the family room shelf until we are dusted off again.

This cute sarcastic t-shirt with funny saying "Not Today Satan, But Let's Keep in Touch" is perfect for when you need a little sarcasm in your life.

In this world where you can be anything, become ungovernable