Funny Writer Quotes Crewneck Sweatshirts

Funny tshirt Ho Ho Howl Allen Gisberg writers t-shirt, a xmas gift for a writer, book reader, book lover, christmas stocking filler gift for all Beat Poet fans

"Keep Calm I'm a Journalist" Great Gift for journalists.

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For a writer, the road to ruin is paved with cliches. Avoiding them is easier said than done because these tired old phrases have a bad habit of popping up out of nowhere and gumming up the works.

Curmudgeonly Fran Lebowitz Quote

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "Never complain; never explain."

You’re always haunted by the idea you’re wasting your life - Chuck Palahniuk

Mark Twain quote: Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination

Hey writer, you ain't getting inspired to write your novel, no worries. The voices in your head will speak to you soon. You just need a break and this T-shirt design 😉

For people who enjoy punny humor, and/ or grammar police, behold the 'I'm So Adjective, I verb Nouns' design.

"Buy my book." Ah, that greatest and most distant hope of every mad writer who's clawed their way out of the querying trenches and into the new hellscape of publication. PLEASE JUST BUY OUR WORK. Our sales stats need your help, reader friends. You're our only hope.