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Deep Thought and the Answer Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Disaster Area are a plutonium rock band from the Gagrakacka Mind Zones and are generally regarded as not only the loudest rock band in the Galaxy, but also as being the loudest noise of any kind at all. Disaster Area are fronted by Hotblack Desiato. Their songs are on the whole very simple and mostly follow the familiar theme of boy-being meets girl-being beneath silvery moon, which then explodes for no adequately explored reason.

The latest edit to the guide regarding Earth

-Time Is An Illusion, Lunchtime Doubly So (black print) -very deep, you should send that into Readers Digest, they’ve got a page for people like you. -Douglas Adams, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

-Time Is An Illusion, Lunchtime Doubly So (white print) -very deep, you should send that into Readers Digest, they’ve got a page for people like you. -Douglas Adams, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Simple typography design of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy movie.

Marvin The Paranoid Android Cartoon, hand drawn in high resolution for a crisp print

The Lager known around the universe as the main cause for all of the wars started by Dolphins. Now you can have the official logo of Dulcet Lager on all the clothes you plan on wearing while getting Belgium'd! Dulcet Lager originated in S4E11 of the Hitchhikers & Appetizers improvised podcast set in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy universe. http://tinyurl.com/hitchapps

Dent, Arthur Philip Dent?

Eroticon VI is the sixth planet in the Eroticon system and is home to the famous triple breasted Eccentrica Gallumbits. Some people say her erogenous zones start some four miles from her actual body, Ford Prefect disagrees, he thinks probably five.

the drink of choice for those hitch-hiking around the galaxy

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. This has been reviewed for copyright and is deemed both a parody and no marks are the same as similar black and white branded spirits. Stop trying to take my artwork down – go pick on someone else. Thanks.

Happy, Hoopy Fathers Day. A fantastic gift for all nerdy dads and galactic hitchhikers. Print is intentionally distressed for a vintage look. Hand drawn as always.

Marvin The Paranoid Android Cartoon, hand drawn in high resolution for a crisp print

‘I’d far rather be happy than right any day” - Arthur Dent

“They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy - not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without an order, signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. If you want to get a lift from a Vogon, forget it. They are vile and ill tempered. If you want to get a drink from a Vogon, stick your finger down his throat. If you want to annoy a vogon, feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.” - DOUGLAS ADAMS

Life? Don't talk to me about life. Hand drawn Marvin the Paranoid Android design. High resolution for a crisp print.

Two hoopy froods, want one with a logo? check my album. This artwork was hand-drawn by me on 27.12.19. If you see it elsewhere, it's been stolen, ok?

“oh no, not again” design. Hand drawn for a crisp print (note: the whale is out of focus deliberately)

A luxury towel with the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything embroidered along with the cover phrase of the Guide.

The Lager known around the universe as the main cause for all of the wars started by Dolphins. Now you can have the official logo of Dulcet Lager on all the clothes you plan on wearing while getting Belgium'd! Dulcet Lager originated in S4E11 of the Hitchhikers & Appetizers improvised podcast set in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy universe. http://tinyurl.com/hitchapps

For all the telephone sanitisers in the house! From the Hitchhikers Wiki: “The Golgafrincham Ark Fleet Ship B was a starship designed to relocate the (largely redundant) useless part of the population from the planet of Golgafrincham. The ship was led by the captain, with Number One and Number Two next in charge.”

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. You may wish to gargle this drink.

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. "I'll take mine to go."

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. Stop trying to take my artwork down – go pick on someone else. Thanks.

venn diagram life, the universe everything, inspired by the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, by the inimitable douglas adams

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The logo for the Best Drink in Existence, invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox himself! Lovingly hand-made vector graphic, based on the design from the 1981 BBC TV series

I’m sure you feel the same way about Thursdays as Arthur Dent – This Must Be Thursday, I can never get the hang of Thursdays. If you’re a fan of the Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy you’ll know. Oh and I threw in a token towel.

Anything Wrong Today

How many times does the bowl of petunias have to come into existence.

A Malformed Public Duty Gland

Hitchhiking 102 is probably that you should start panicking, tbf.

The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language, as said in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Megadodo Publications, of Ursa Minor Beta, publishers of that wholly remarkable book The Hitch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy. Don't Panic!