Humor Quote Crewneck Sweatshirts

A darker twist on this annoying phrase

Your Mom - Nietzsche Quote Psychology Humor. Friedrich Nietzsche is a key figure in philosophy - who at one point, even pronounced God dead. This funny quote attributes 'your mom' to this intellectual.

National Sarcasm Society

Golf Quote - Drive Safely

Get it in hot pink for a truly authentic experience.

Wayne's World

This Is Not A Drill Shirt

A circle has no points, and neither does life.

Yea, you blend! The classic closing court argument from one of the best movies of all time. This shirt perfectly captures the premise of the whole story. The defense rests.

Sarcasm

Alert people more easily to the fact that you want them to use Coasters and beer mats on your coffee table with this 'Do You Respect Wood?' Larry David quote in the style and colours of the Curb Your Enthusiasm logo

From the movie "The Waterboy" . Mama Boucher's Wanted Poster to catch da gorilla that busted out of da zoo and punched her son Bobby Boucher in the eye. For light colored backgrounds.

Mr 305

Perfect humorous Sarcasm It's How I Hug present for mom dad aunt uncle brother sister grandma grandpa friends or co-workers on christmas thanksgiving halloween anniversary holidays.

Swearing Helps

Seriously, though.

George Carlin Retro Fade

to establish an alibi

Funny Sarcastic Quote design features "Hang In There It Gets Worse". Perfect gift for anyone that wants to spread love, peace, and good vibes, but with a twist of existential dread.

Funny design against playa haters. Player hata humor for a popular guy or girl who likes quotes against negative people. Be confident and don't let people get you down with their judgment.

Sometimes all you need is a little chaos to have whole lot of fun. Straightforward, funny, and simple, gift yourself or someone else this hilarious quote design that's bound to get a chuckle, comment, or a whole lot of complements from the people you come across.

Beaming like the sun.

Every love story is a ghost story.

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, Carlin was dubbed by one newspaper to be "the dean of counterculture comedians".

The cute crab says: "Guess what? I Dont give a crab". A unique pun for the witty and people who just do not care anymore. A sea red animal.

White text that says Ew, People and a smiley face that has criss cross eyes and no smile. One for the introverts, try on classic black or a strong color to emphasize how you really feel.

Funny - Harvard Law - Just Kidding

Kevin James Eric Lamonsoff meme

Funny Sarcastic Quote design features "Hang In There It Gets Worse". Perfect gift for anyone that wants to spread love, peace, and good vibes, but with a twist of existential dread.

When a simple yes or no won't do, peepee poopoo

My story is a lot like yours, only more interesting 'cause it involves hockey

Ever feel down on yourself and need a little pick-me-up? Try out this design to give you a little extra boost when you're feeling down.

Democrats just seem a lot nicer. Funny kid quote about the democratic party. Democrat pride and humor gift.

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