Mortuary Crewneck Sweatshirts

Work-out, death humor, ready for the gym. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness. “Professional Deadlifter” with coffin patterns. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner or mortuary transport service.

Cool design for an embalmer, mortician, Mortuary Science student or graduate using embalming tools. "Mortician" with a skull and two trocar embalming instrument crossbones is great for the funeral home prep room.

Black and gray gothic skull quilt pattern for your goth home or bedroom décor and dark goth style. Unique design for a woman embalmer, mortician or goth who loves skeletons and cemeteries. Great for ghost or grave hunters, a taphophile, your favorite funeral director or cemetery worker or mortuary science student.

repeating coffin pattern.

Halloween skull mask. Bones and death, the only certainty, skull with morbid symbol and funeral mystic

Perfect appreciation, birthday or Christmas gift for Embalmer: Loved one or Friend !

We all have dreams that our children will grow up to be bigger and better than ourselves. For us in the gothy crowd, is there really any better profession than that of the CORONER?!

Work-out, death humor, ready for the gym. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness. “Professional Deadlifter” with coffin cut-outs in the letters. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner or mortuary transport service.

I Have Two Titles, MOM and Mortician and I Rock Them Both. This cool, distressed design is perfect for a woman embalmer, mortician or mortuary science student. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder mom who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

I Have Two Titles, DAD and Embalmer and I Rock Them Both. This cool, distressed design is perfect for an embalmer, mortician or Mortuary Science student who is a father. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder dad who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

I'm Spellman.

Why doesn't the morgue take walk-ins?

Spellman Mortuary Sign

Cool text design “Embalmer” weaved with a trocar embalming instrument. Great for any embalmer, mortician, undertaker, Mortuary Science student or graduate.

This Dad of a Beautiful Daughter is Also a Crematory Operator With an Alibi. Funny saying for a dad of daughters who is in charge of cremations at a mortuary, cemetery or crematory. Perfect for a Funeral Director, Mortician or Crematory Operator with a sense of humor and daughters.

Funeral Directors need hugs too! Funny saying for a Funeral Director or Mortician who works at a funeral home or Mortuary and has a sense of humor. “Have You Hugged Your Funeral Director Today” with coffin design is great for a Mortuary Science student or retired funeral director too.

I'll Be the Last To Let You Down - Your Friendly Undertaker. Funny Undertaker saying for a mortician, embalmer, funeral director or cemetery worker. A classic mortuary joke. I'll Be the Last To Let You Down-Your Friendly Undertaker, with coffin design. Perfect for a Mortuary Science student, retired undertaker or the funeral home employee room.

Nothing Scares Me - I am a Mom and a Mortician. Great for any mom mortician, embalmer, funeral director, undertaker or Mortuary Science college student. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder mom who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

Don’t Underestimate Me I’m a mortician with an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery. Perfect funeral industry joke, gag design for a mortician or mortuary science student with a sense of humor.

The Capuchin Crypt is located beneath the church of Santa Maria della Concezione dei Cappuccini near Piazza Barberini in Rome, Italy. It contains the skeletal remains of 3,700 bodies believed to be Capuchin friars buried by their order. Original Design by © Buck Tee, all rights reserved.

All Men Are Cremated Equal

The Capuchin Crypt is located beneath the church of Santa Maria della Concezione dei Cappuccini near Piazza Barberini in Rome, Italy. It contains the skeletal remains of 3,700 bodies believed to be Capuchin friars buried by their order. Original Design by © Buck Tee, all rights reserved.

mortui vivos docent

Pen & Ink drawing.

Scary but funny skull design and saying. Perfect for anyone who loves Halloween, funny sayings, skull art, skull décor and horror movies. Shhh… The Voices in My head Are Discussing Your Future. Perfect for parents of teenagers with a sense of humor.

enjoys long romantic walks through cemeteries…

Funeral for a friend.

Cool design for a woman embalmer, future embalmer or mortician who works at a mortuary, funeral home or cemetery. #girlembalmer trendy hashtag saying is great for a mom or daughter embalmer or Mortuary Science student or graduate.

Funny idea for any embalmer, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science college student. I May Look Like I’m Listening But I’m Thinking About Embalming. Cool distressed lettering and trocar design. Perfect for an apprentice or future embalmer in the prep room.

Funny for an embalmer, mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor. Perfect for the embalming prep room. I'm Famous in the Prep Room with #66 is fun for an apprentice or Mortuary Science student or graduate.

The original, “Embalmer, the last one to put a smile on your face”, dictionary style design with coffin graphic. Great for an embalmer, future embalmer, mortician, funeral director, undertaker or mortuary science student,

Funeral directors and cemetery workers will love this funny saying with a coffin design. Perfect for any mortician, cemetery counselor or grave digger. I Will Bury You. Seriously. I Can Totally Handle That For You! with coffin graphic is a fun idea for a Mortuary Science student or graduate with a sense of humor.

YouTube channel for funeral service students

I Have Two Titles, DAD and Mortician and I Rock Them Both. This cool, distressed design is perfect for an embalmer, mortician or mortuary science student who is a father. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder dad who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

Fun idea for a retiring or retired embalmer, mortician or undertaker. This Embalming Legend Has Retired – cool distressed design with an embalming trocar tool. Funny mortuary, embalming prep room humor.

I'll Be the Last To Let You Down - Your Friendly Funeral Director. Funny Undertaker saying for a mortician, embalmer, funeral director or cemetery worker. A classic mortuary joke. I'll Be the Last To Let You Down-Your Friendly Funeral Director, with coffin design. Perfect for a Mortuary Science student, retired funeral director or the funeral home employee room.