Paleo Crewneck Sweatshirts

It's an Amigdala

A cozy little Paracertherium companion for your day to day ventures!

A spotty little fella! He's got him arms out, ready for a hug!

A cozy little Yutyrannus companion for your day to day ventures!

A cozy little Concavenator companion for your day to day ventures!

A cozy little Dimetrodon companion for your day to day ventures!

A blue amargasaurus

They say Spinosaurus' Sail is a display feature

Because being vegetarian is a huge missed steak...

Roughly 153 to 148 million years ago a vicious predator stalked the sun bleached grasslands and loosely populated conifer forests of Late Jurassic Colorado. As a mid-sized predator, measuring in at around 23 feet in length, with a weight estimated between 1500 and 2100 pounds, it would have been formidable hunter, most likely preying on whatever herbivorous fauna that it could sink its teeth into.

Avocado Whisper is for the womens 21 day avocado diet, plant based diet, mediterranean diet, dash diet, paleo diet groups that are into avocado memes. Perfect gift for an avocado lover who always picks out the best avocados. Great mens avocado design or for kids, boys and girls who are an avocado addict and love avocado smoothie, avocado toast, and guacamole.

A red carnotaurus

If you keep moving, you'll get there! This Triceratops dinosaur is here to get you motivated.

Four theropods, contained and arranged within neat squares

A large ceratopsian from the northernmost parts of America, Pachyrhinosaurus ("thick-nosed reptile") would have been well adapted for cold weather

Late in the Devonian, some 382 to 358 million years ago, around the same time when the first vertebrates were crawling their way onto land, a massive predator called the ocean it’s home. The size of a modern day Orca, Dunkleosteus was a fish unlike any alive today. It belonged to a group of fish called placoderms, all of which possessed heavily armored bodies, to combat this Dunkleosteus had a brutal adaptation, instead of teeth, the plate like parts of it’s armored skull extended down into cleaver like blades that self-sharpened every time it shut it’s mouth.

Though it's smaller than some of the other sauropods from the Morrison Formation, Camarasaurus ("chambered reptile") was still a very imposing beast!

Recent theories show that the distinctive claw was used for climbing branches and trees instead of slashing the preys.

Trust in YHWH with all your heart paleo hebrew text.

A little mite!

Show your personal fasting record with pride.

Funny PALEO high fat diet shirt

Microraptor watercolour illustration

A fishing suchomimus

When enough is just enough!

Keto Freak

I get it that "carpe diem/ seize the day" is an excellent approach to life, super inspiring, and all that, but surely the world has more than enough preachy Carpe Diem inspo merch. With all due respect to paleo, Atkins, and all that low-carb virtue, sometimes it's just time to seize the carbs.

Yahawah (the name of God in Paleo Hebrew) is the only God!

Trilobite, Ammonite, and Stromatolite - fun with ancient fossils. Perfect for the Paleontology Nerd.

Explore the quantum world of the paleo-Hebrew Sapphire Cube

Broccoli is awesome, so show some love for your favorite nutritious cruciferous vegetable! Perhaps you are on a paleo diet, gluten free, keto, or simply a green veggie lover. Great gift for a vegetarian or vegan with a sense of humor to wear to the company picnic or family BBQ.

Trilobite, Ammonite, and Stromatolite - fun with ancient fossils. Perfect for the Paleontology Nerd.

Dual-crested predator, Jurassic jungle dweller, wielding stealth and lethal precision. Our 'Jurassic Fossils' collection is now enriched with four new species.

Come join the Civilized Caveman #HugsandBacon army. We welcome you with big hugs and crispy bacon!

Trilobite with text

Ammonite with text